KonohasOrangeFlash

You think Schurrle (Mediocre), Lukaku (20 year old no where near his prime), Torres (Ha) and Ba (slightly above average) can win us the league? Enjoy having your expectations and hope shattered. It will quite literally be the end of the season before it starts. Goals win you games and titles. That's that. Van Persie ALONE won United the title. Why don't you get how important it is to have a top class striker?

Really? Who's left? Falcao to Monaco, Cavani to Citeh, Jovetic to Arsenal, Lewandowski to Bayern, Rooney probably staying and Suarez would never happen...Just who are these great players you speak of?

We don't even need him. Bring De Bryune back, put him on the wing and put Oscar in the middle alongside a good DM. Last thing we need is another AM. We should pass on Schurrle and get a proper winger (Not an AM converted into one) like Sanchez. He would be immense here.

Isn't he basically locked in for Monaco? Unsurprisingly, we've gone full retard (again) and will end up with no one.

2 years of Torres have deluded many. They now think we don't need a Striker and that Lukaku will be enough. How I feel sorry for you lot.

What about Benzema?

...No comment... Please, stop, you're only breaking my heart more.......

Welcome to our world, when we had to wake up to watch Kalouda.

Schurrle is mediocre. I'll stick by that no matter what. If going into next season all we have is Ba, Torres and Lukaku then set your aims to another top 4 battle.

Well to me it doesn't make a difference. They are both as good as each other right now. I think one of them needs to be sold. I'm actually leaning towards selling Ba because if we get Lukaku back (or Cavani/Falcao) we'll need a different type of striker to mix it up. Ba would be a bit too similar. Of course if Torres goes I'd be equally indifferent.

We can't rely soley on Lukaku. A top striker needs to be brought in. End of story. No if, buts and maybes. This is a fact.

Sadly I don't think he'll make it here. I would let him go and not ruin his potential/career.

He definitely needs to be put in midfield. Whether that be 4-3-3 or in the Pivot, it doesn't matter. 4-4-3 would be ideal but we won't see much of it. I don't think he would lose anything talent wise going into the Pivot because he can roam around all he wants. I mean Lampard does it all the time, the difference is Oscar will actually track back.

I don't know. He seems to be a bit above average but not good enough to take us to a title.

Fuck me, Monaco are building some team aren't they?

We must break the bank for him now. Just get him in. Cavani was perfect but of course we miss out on him.

Monaco get Falcao. Citeh get Cavani Le Arse get Jovetic We're stuck with Torres and Ba. Bravo Chelsea, bravo...Hurry up Jose and fix the incompetence of our joke of a board.

Oh please. You think a 20 year old kid (Albeit very promising) will win us the league? I really wanted Cavani. To hear he's likely to be going to Citeh is shattering, since Falcao is off the table now, well almost. The only ones left are Lewandowski and Rooney really. We must fucking act for fuck's sake. Why are we being so retarded? At this point buy them both in order to really compete.

You know nothing, Jon Snow.

And for us down under

Finally a match that starts at a decent time. Team I would pick: Blackman Azpi Christensen Ivanovic Bertrand Ake Romeu Moses Marin Benayoun Torres Yeah we might get smashed with that team but who the fuck cares? Just some meaningless friendly people will forget about in 2 days and we will be forgiven considering the mammoth and historical amount of games we just played this season. The timing of this friendly is just retarded.

We should probably sell Ba and bring in Lukaku. Part of me would still want to buy Rooney then though.

Only reason you're playing well is because we're dead tired...

Ake gets a start and possibly the 2 strikers playing together. Nice!