KonohasOrangeFlash

I think we'll whoop them at the Bridge. Pathetic nothing club, their fans are so annoying, as is any league 1/2 side's fan. Small club mentality. Anyway won't be surprised to see us go trophyless this season. Won't be the end of the world (As long as we get top 4) because that imcompetent Waiter will be fired either way.

1) He can't compain really. He wanted games 2) We literally have no one else. No one.

Good team. Mata gets a nice rest.

Marin will start. It's time Bennayoun starts getting minutes. He'll become somewhat important now that Hazard is out.

I personally find it baffling that some would keep Cech ahead of Courtois. I'm not saying people don't have the right to that opinion but it doesn't mean I have to understand or find the sense in it. Cech is already a Chelsea legend, it's not like he has unfinished business here. He can be great for another 5 years maybe but here we have a goalkeeper that is arguably already just as good who has 10+ years ahead of him with the potential to be the best. It's a no brainer really, if we had to choose between the two. Try to move Cech on (If Courtois is in danger of being snatched from us) as smoothly and respectfully as possible.

When is the ACON final?

For fucks sake. We NEED a midfielder now. Luiz is out. We have 2 fucking midfielders avilable at the moment! 2! Just let that sink in. What a farce.

United sign Zaha. Mediocre signing and nothing to worry about really.

Try to defend him all you want but Ivanovic pretty much single handedly cost us a trophy.

Malouda? Wishful thinking. He won't be playing in a Chelsea shirt again.

The new camera angle showing he kicked the ball and not the 17 year old douche could actually keep his ban to just 3 games. If the FA was run using common sense (which it is of course not) the red card would be rescinded.

HE IS TWENTY FUCKING ONE...

He'll get at least 3 starts now, due to Hazard's situation. If we end up selling him we must replace him. A Meireles/Essien situation is not needed.

It's no big deal and not even on the same planet of seriousness compared to Cantona's. Unfortunately He'll get an undeserved 6 game ban when it should have initally been a yellow card and that douche ballboy thrown out of the stadium.

How long will Eden be banned for (1 or 3 games?). Also will he be banned in the league and FA cup or just one of those?

Shame on that Douche of a ball boy. Acting little twat. Someone needs to find him and put him in Crutches.

Mods seem to like him for some reason.

Zaha seems a decent player. I don't see what's special about him really. Moses has turned out to be/is turning out to be a better player than Zaha for less Cashola.

Benitez is that you?

"Chelsea is shit. Every player we have is shit and overrated." How about that? I can go on every player thread and say that can't I? Because apparently 'bitee' can...

The problem is his whole body...

Moyes wouldn't choose us in a million years and I'm glad because I don't really want him. Mourinho! We're meant to be. Return home.

LMAO, So Van Persie and Suarez are no good? Do you think Ronaldo and Messi are not good, you imbecile?

Why is he one of the best players in the league then?

That's putting it too politely.