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I look forward to the day in which he becomes our main striker. That run when he came on was class, something Torres hasn't done in ages. Torres attempts to dribble past one defender and if successful, the ball somehow gets stuck in between his feet, tumbles, and passes it back.

We've already got a Chelsea B in the Premier League. Liverpool. City also have a B team in Arsenal.

So Meireles is now the scapegoat for our creativity problems? Everyone knows he is box-to-box so stop saying it's his fault that he's not creative enough. It's like blaming a dentist for not knowing what's wrong with your leg.

Did anyone just hear 'Oh you lucky cocksucker' or was is just me?

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard, He'll pass the ball 40 yards He's big and he's f**kin' hard, Steve Gerrard, Gerrard

Best case scenario is: City vs Spurs - Draw Arsenal vs United - United win Why? If United win the Premier League title then it's just 'another' title added to their collection already. If City win it, it could be the first of many and they would literally buy whoever they want and keep winning the league. Spurs drawing means we are closing in on them and Arsenal losing means we are making the gap between ourselves even bigger.

We should wait until we found out if YouTube is going to be removed or not.

Torres 180k a week - nuff said.

If Van Aanholt stays at Chelsea he'll be a backup because Bertrand is our future #1 left back.

You're right. Ditch Hazard, bring back Deco! /sarcasm

Streams anyone?

These beasts are fucken massive, just look at them ffs! Do they even have a weakness? I reckon they'll KO a heavyheight pro MMA fighter with one punch. Just how strong are they? They're probably stronger than the strongest man on Earth, even though they never train! Imagine: Brock Lesnar Batista John Cena Kimbo Slice Big Show Magnus Samuelsson Mariusz Pudzianowski VS One Silverback Gorilla 7 strong Humans against 1 gorilla, fight to the death, with the gorilla vexed as fuck. Who'd win?

We Hate Scouse.

If we buy Cesar then what happens to Sam?

He played LB to stop Hulk. Hulk ran riot and 3 goals were created from that side in the first half and Hulk scored another 2 in the second half. Talk about backfire LOL

"If you decide to invest on Torres, you have to sell Drogba. He's like [Filippo] Inzaghi, he tends to devour whoever competes with him. He's not bad, but this is his personality." Couldn't agree more.

I have a plan that could legitimately work. Someone in London wear a Bosingwa mask (Not hard to make), rob a store but don't wear a balaclava, look directly into the security camera and then run around aimlessly around the store (Exactly like Bosingwa on the field), threaten the customers/employees etc..then police will capture Bosingwa and he will be taken to court. I'm being serious.

The footballing Samson.

Young, skillful, energetic, workhorse, finishing, amazing pace, great ball control and fantastic crossing ability. We won't sign him.

Catania and Roma was postponed yesterday, and it's been announced that they'll finish the rest of the 25 minutes in February. Lol? How could they have a match that goes on for 25 minutes?!

Melbourne > Sydney.

It starts 2:00 am here in Melbourne

Some people are making it seem like we're signing Thiago Silva. We're getting an average centre half in which the only reason we went for him is because he is English and do people think he is going to get ahead of Luiz and Terry?

Potentially 100k a week for Gary Cahill?