Kezza

So I was doing a bit of work for a electrician on the weekend. Went to some ladies house and she wanted me to install some extra sockets. She showed me where to put them, then I said "Okay, where your man hole?". "Why?" she asked. "Well I've gotta run cable from where you want to sockets to the switchboard". "Don't you just put the sockets on the wall and electricity comes through?"

What about the most farthest away from Stamford Bridge award?

!7!! You hairy mo'fo!

Usually at 21st parties. Symbolises the comming of age (apparently). If/when you go to a 21st party you might see one. Might even do one yourself Thats it there

We are probably the most dedicated international fans! watching games at the most fuked up hours

Lol its a Yard Glass! thought you had them over in oz You ex primeminister, Bob hawke used to hold the world record of drinking it in 11 seconds

Haha. Did not enjoy it!

Me on the right about to drink the thing on the left!

Just bought tickets to see micheal mcintyre at the Wembley Arena!

Pain in the arse for us, breaking news about transfers happen when we are sound asleep in bed. Dont think we are gonna see an article "breaking news, Hulk seen at Stamford bridge at 4am"

Lovin your attitude!

Chelsea have scored two goals or more in four of their last six fixtures Bayern Munich have kept just one clean sheet in their last six matches Despite all this. The bookies are agasint us. Bayern win = 1.80 (4/5) Chelsea win = 4.33 (10/3)

Good stuff guys! Didnt bringmy headphones to Uni, so everyone in the computer room heard it! More publicity!

They had better fukin not approach RDM if he doesn't get the permanent position here! Hope they get AVB or Matinez

Haha that was so epic!

I'd be pissed if I were a bayern fan and a spurs fan presented that pic to me!

unfortunately i live in christchurch where an earthquake flattened the CBD last year along with all the good bars that were open 24/7. Only bars that are open now close at 3am, apart from the casino. The fishing is good! Queens town is the best part of NZ.

Decided to go to the casino as its the only bar open at 630am. Hope others have the same idea!

Should anyone feel proud? Can't be that hard to be controversial. Just disagree with everyone and be a cunt

I thought i was the only Peter Crouch. 187cm at 65kg..Tad bigger than yu and bluemaster. My BMI is 18.9. underweight is <18.5 Hulk is soo tank! He'd rip through Stokes bus! Also, amazing how much Luiz has developed over the last 2 years.

Wont work. Only worked against barca as they have a more direct approach through the middle. Bayerns strengths are on the wings

In a nutshell. It's fuckin hidimus!

You don't even support Chelsea, why are you welcoming trolls to our forum?.. Did you refer him here?

History has to start somewhere right? Doesn't have to be pre 1970 for it to be 'history'. What matters is whats happening now! Not 30 years ago. I'd say the double would be our biggest achievement. I do believe we will win. What's your biggest achievement? Btw, thanks for taking time out of your day to post your feelings about Chelsea. Here's how many fucks I give. . A whole lot of nothing!

From where? i wana see these!