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Lucky bastard...feels like I work at the sausage factory. I agree about Ivan...his defending has been horrific, decision making useless (except shooting) and passing has been God awful. Weird seeing as he was terrific at right back towards the end of last season but let's face it he has never and will never be a natural right back when aiming for balance.

At last The Roman Empire has it's Cesar....

You might wanna lay of the estrogen Alex because it's not normal for men to have tits bro.

I for one hope he does... Love Eden Cole... would be nice to see him playing first team football regularly.

I see Victor is doing the old 'push your hands under your arms' trick to make his biceps look bigger than what they are.....Slippery customer...perfect for the wing.

Totally agree.... he still has most of his pace... just doesn't use it explosively because he hesitates with doubt over his ability. Looking really decent this season, hope he stays injury free and scores a shit load of goals for us.

Pfft As If.... Comes out of Romans pocket mate.... Everything comes out of Romans pocket. Chelsea 4 Life!

That shit is easily digestible because we all know that just isn't going to happen now don't we.

Just imagine if we had Sahin alongside Mikel in the double pivot role... with Hazard, Mata, Marin, Oscar, Sturridge and Torres in front. .....Unstoppable! Won't happen now though I just saw Sahin sitting in Anfield wearing that gay tie!

You should try watching Eden whilst taking class A drugs.... Shit get's real trippy. Trust me I'm a pharmacist.

I've been saying this for yonks now... For someone who has the I.Q of 160 and speaks 9 different languages....one would think he could work out how dumb it is to keep kicking the ball to the oppositions center backs. His ball distribution for a goalkeeper is up their with the very worse in the league....and that's not being harsh, that's just how bad it is.

Will the real Mikel please stand up...please stand up and put one of those fingers on each hand up.....

Na your all good mate. I had one similar last year with a monkey riding on it... was sweating cider but it came good

It will just go to the 5 other games.... reducing the odds minus the Sunderland game!

I have finally donated £10 towards the best Chelsea forums on the net. I salute everyone who makes this place what it is and I will be making future donations for sure I am just sorry i couldn't have donated earlier.

Swansea's Michu looks a fantastic buy.... for 2 million pounds... 3 goals in 2 EPL games.... he is definitely one to watch!

I sure do Stevo... Might take me a decade to remember the password mind.

I am fully aware that I am slightly retarded and smell similar to the stench of a damp carpet but surely even I can work out how to donate some monies to this wonderful forum!.......................................................................Nope still not worked it out... Help....please!

For me it has already been the most incredible transfer window ever.... if we were to sign Cavani or Witsel before the window shuts..... Roman can have my last rolo.

Yea I do apologize Pr22..... Handshake?

Oh seeeeen.. I'm just in a grumpy mood because I came home to find the peanut butter pot completely empty and I had been craving a Peanut butter and Tomato sauce sandwich all fucking day.

I wish people would stop making up shit jokes about Kalou all the time.. It was boring a year ago!

Its Meireles dance what cracks me up lol..... Love how our club has swag.

As much as I would love for us to open the cheque book and bring Witsel here.... I think you can count your chickens and say this egg won't be in the basket come the end of this current transfer window.

Fantastic news...... Over the moon we got a proper right back who knows how to defend. Our Squad is really starting to shape into a beast!