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It's Zouma. They meant big as in height :-)

So why would we rush to pay over the odds for a second rate CM now. We were very fortunate to get Matic in this window.

You spend enough time on this forum to have realised that we just signed a CM. Surely!

Luiz needs to calm the fuck down. He could single handedly lose this for us if he gets a red.

Your pub is called Chelsea!... I want that pub damn it!

Have you read the comments from 'thebidbadmick' under the sky sports atricle. Loool Wheere do these Chelsea fans come fromand what the hell are they watching. Clueless!

Yes. Mourinho understands better than anyone that in the Prem you need power and height. With the balance of our Edens and Oscars we will be just as powerful as City for next seasons campaign.

It makes me wanna jizz all over a christmas cracker when I think that we got Matic cheaper than what United got Failani ! Perfect signing and we can all believe this really is a Mourinho signing because this time we have actually identified a weakness in our team and addressed it.

Oliver Twist was the bollocks mate. The ladies loved him but i get where you're coming from.

Guarin was never even a realistic option because we have a player of his ilk in the guise of Van Ginkel. I am happy we have MvG rather than Freddy Guarin too!

And to think.... Eden hasn't even started to play to his full potential yet. When he evolves into a man off the pitch as well as on the pitch, we are going to see an absolute monster of a player.

Have you actually seen Courtois playing at Athletico. The man is a beast. He pulls wondersaves out of his kitbag for fun.

Yeah Rooneys an idiot..... who earns 300k a week and is more intelligent with a ball than the average human being. What an idiot.

ARE YOU AZPILICUETA IN DISGUISE..!!!

If Mario wasn't such a liability to his own team he would fit us perfectly. He has the talent and tools to fit our team and is hated by all the opposing fans just like we are hated by everyone. He would be the perfect striker but unfortunately he acts like a complete prat when needed most.

If I had a nickle for everytime I have seen this gif posted on this forum, I could migrate to America and set up a casino in Vegas.

Just watched the interview with Eddie and Jose in full. What a character... he has to be captain of this club in the future. I loved how Eddie was doodling around the question of what is Chelsea fighting forcthis year. Luiz just shouts.. 'we are fighting for the title' with a serious face... and that's coming from a joker. Fucking love our players.

Please Mak.. don't cal somebody a 'negative nelly' again lol! Cringe!

Not surprised by Luiz starting in midfield at all. He is there for one reason and one reason only.... to break Suarez legs!

You can not compare the performances of Hazard, Ivanovic and Cole to those of Eto'o. The seats didn't look new but to be honest I was right in the corner for this game and normally I am in the middle half way up!

Eto'o was fucking awful today. I stood in the Mathew Harding Lower bent over the railings in disbelief at how shit he was. Held the ball up well my ass. He is a striker playing for one of the biggest clubs in the world. I want to see goals for fuck sake. He can hold the ball for 90 minutes and do absolutely fuck all with it like he did today and Swansea could have scored an equaliser quite easily in the last 20. Then I would have jumped over those railings and chased Eto'o out of this club myself.

Just left the ground and happy as fuck I am. But and its my only but... never play Eto'o again. Chelsea!!!

Did Jose tell you that himself???

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals. Stuff your faces and get shitfaced :-)

Olie he is only good on fifa UT and thats when I am controlling him.