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If so, then EPL is becoming Bundesliga with Shitty being Bayern. Can't wait for Pep to fuck off from EPL.

Fantasy line-up time! 🥳

Excited about Sanchez tbf. Kepa induces so much anxiety every game, I just don't trust him. Sanchez, on the other hand, is much more commanding in his area... It's an improvement and could work wonders for the defence, like it did when Mendy first came.

Yeah have to admit he is entertaining and funny to listen to because he's a clown, a typical exaggerated South Park character in real life... but that also makes him scary. I don't want him to become the leader of my country's most important ally in a time of war at our doorstep. His first term started as a comedy, but ended a tragedy. In the meanwhile nothing has happened to suggest that his second term wouldn't end even worse. Wow, US constitution just gets worse the more I learn about it.

We don't want Vlahovic, we just want rid of Bukkaku, and Vlahovic doesn't want us if reports are to be believed... Sounds like a great match 🤓

I find it mind-boggling that Trump can even legally run for office again, let alone win it, despite everything he's done.

Frank Leboeuf thinks Chelsea could be about to sign a defender who’s better than Levi Colwill “I like him. Very talented centre-back. The guy is strong; he’s massive. He’s experienced, and that’s very good,” Leboeuf told ESPN. “He’s strong, he’s powerful, and he has technique. He’s a perfect match for Thiago Silva. There’s lots of centre-backs at Chelsea, but he’s my first choice if he comes.”

I think the fact that the contract was done so quickly and easily proves that the reports that Levi wanted to leave were bullshit. Nobody in their right mind would actually prefer fucking trophyless Brighton over certified winners, sooner or later they're gonna get relegated anyway... Even Leicester weren't safe from that and they achieved more than BHA ever will. Any word what salary he's on now?

Lol, is that clip supposed to be an example of superb 1 on 1 defending? That dude passed the ball to Malo, nothing to do with actual defending.

Dude looks high in that pic

Is Zakharyan any better than our current options?

Good, I hope it's true. What those thick BHA fans don't understand when pegging Caicedo's valuation to Rice's, is that Rice comes with an English/HG tax that usually makes 20-30% of the fee. Caicedo holds no such value. What we offered for him was Rice money minus the English tax, MORE than fair. Now please fuck off, I hope they fucking fail this season.

Federico Valverde to Chelsea transfer latest: £112m offer 'ready', Liverpool bid, Saudi interest - football.london Spanish publication Nacional states that the Blues are now interested in bringing Madrid midfielder Federico Valverde to Stamford Bridge this summer. Chelsea owner Todd Boehly is said to have prepared a bid of €130million (£112million) to sign Valverde in an effort to Madrid president Florentino Perez's resolve. The report adds that the Blues are prepared to quintuple Valverde’s salary to make him one of the best paid players in the Premier League.

Can we please start using the Non-Chelsea Transfer Pub thread again? Having all possible transfer discussions and occasional off-topics in one thread makes it almost unreadable for Chelsea news.

You're not the only one. For the prices mentioned I don't want Lavia or Caicedo. There are probably loads of players out there just like them for a fraction of the money and it looks like we just signed one, now move on from those two please. I'm most worried about lack of experience and age in the squad, missing out on European football two seasons in a row could cement us as a mid-table club for an extended period. Signing all them kids is all good and dandy, but it will mean fuck all if we as a club will become a mid-table laughing stock.

So that's Mudryk and Jackson already praising Poch, glad to hear that! Having a feel-good atmosphere and enjoying playing will be of crucial importance in making this young team click.

Exactly. He is the one who, as the captain, should have done something. If I remember correctly, Luiz was the only one to approach Kepa.

For example when he didn't do anything during that Kepa Sarri bust-up.

Brighton already fleeced us when we agreed to a higher fee for Cucurella so as not to include Colwill in a permanent deal. Now they are trying to do exactly the same thing again with Caicedo, attempting to force us to include Colwill or pay way over real value... Hope the board have learned from that and move on to other targets, those cunts aren't worth dealing with, especially after we got scammed with Cucu and Pottler. It's easy to look "special" in a mid-table nothing club. Caicedo is overrated anyway. Wasn't he the guy who publicly said he wanted to join Arsenal in January, only to sign a contract extension after? If so, then the guy is thick af, BHA probably couldn't believe he fell for some stupid "verbal promise" lol... It simply gave them more leverage in any negotations to try to get more money.

Imagine believing god is real. People can believe what they want, doesn't mean it's a fact or truth.

Great interview

Lol that seriously looks like me trying to play football, zero control and no accuracy 😂

Parents who post public pictures or videos of their children on the internet are retards, long before AI was even a thing. I feel sorry for the upcoming generations.

Good riddance. How on earth we ever signed him, I have no idea... The way the club has been run since the takeover shows that you don't have to be smart to be a billionaire, but I guess we all knew that...

Sorry but what is this obsession with right-footed and left-footed CBs? It seems to me that people are losing their minds when two left-footed CBs play together, but nobody bats an eyelid when two right-footed ones play... Seriously, what's up with that all of a sudden? Didn't hear any of that when JT was playing LCB all the time.