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Is this image for real? Like did they really say "former midfielder"? Shocking if true, only in Chelsea.

"Probably", lol. Is it fun playing fantasy football? Sent from my GT-S5660 using Tapatalk 2

Your son is a twig. How is he alive at 55kg? What am I 73kg? He eats all the time but because he boxes 3 days a week he is very wiry. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD Wow. I am 173cm and ~57kg and I'm very skinny. Guess it's not the worst then. Sent from my GT-S5660 using Tapatalk 2

I think they do. Torres may well be under the illusion that people still support him. It needs to get through to his head that he's not wanted. It got through to Benitez, now it should be Trolles' turn.

SOLD Ashley Cole - 7.000.000 £ Fernando Torres - 24.500.000 £ Michael Essien - 14.000.000 £ John Obi Mikel - 20.000.000 £ Oriol Romeu - 6.600.000 £ Income - 72.100.000 £ Total to spend - 142.100.000 £ BOUGHT Lars Bender - 17.500.000 £ Luke Shaw - 4.000.000 £ Leighton Baines - 19.500.000 £ Axel Witsel - 26.500.000 £ Yohan Cabaye - 14.500.000 £ Robert Lewandowski - 24.500.000 £ Thiago Silva - 35.000.000 £ Total expense - 141.500.000 £ Cech Azpilicueta - Silva - Luiz - Baines Bender - Witsel/Cabaye Oscar/de Bruyne - Mata - Hazard Lewandowski Well this was fun

"I have to do my job. If you are asking me how I will be remembered - professional, working hard and trying to do my best." What a if he really believes that.

And Bayern haven't won the CL yet, they've lost their last 3 finals, seem to be developing a habit. But hypothetically speaking, it would be a fierce game despite the Super Cup not having great meaning. Especially if we got Mourinho. For us to have a fighting chance, we need to upgrade the team. But it would be oh so sweet to beat them again, I would love it.

Was he banned because he had unpopular opinions?

This was my first reaction. I immediately looked at the transfers forum and saw that Falcao's thread was being active, so I was like "holy balls, no way", but after checking the official site and the forum, I was disappointed

Tbf if you're going to include Azpilicueta you could have as well included Ramires, but in the end it doesn't even mata.

Won't try to be original just for the sake of it, the choice is obvious - Mata.

They're invading so early? Performance mode sucks

What the fuck

Tbf not all RAWK users are delusional. I caught this surprisingly sensible post: EDIT: One more

Actually clubs did that already. When Jose took over he introduced the 4-3-3, which wasn't used in England at that time. Quickly other teams copied that formation, which you can say to this day is an emulation of Chelsea.

On the other hand, maybe biting is a sign of friendship in Uruguay? What if he was just trying to win Brana's affection? Why is everybody picking on the poor foreigner who has no idea whatsoever that the word 'negro' can be considered offensive. I mean it's natural that Uruguayan culture also applies in distant England, innit? Why is everybody lashing out at the poor unsuspecting boy?

Hopefully this fucks up their start of next season.

I can feel a meme storm coming in 1.... 2.... 3 Time to abandon thread

If we rely too much on individuals, then you are the worst individual by far. Also, there was a slight mistake in the article: "Every day you learn new things and you change a little bit. The key is to adapt to a new system, new players, a new style of football and that takes some time. In my case, it has maybe taken is definitely taking more time than it should [...]"

We'll go down together, son

"History Makers FC" - Drogba

Most beautiful women don't live in cities, they live in African tribes Here's Essien's distant relative

Exactly. Since when are athletes expected to be smart? Plenty of footballers and other sportsmen are thick bastards and don't deserve recognition other than what they do in their respective fields, but since they get a lot of TV air time, they inevitably become role models in everything. In truth very few entertainers (what athletes basically are) should be looked upon as examples. There are exceptions but you can't expect kids, staring at the TV the whole day, to differentiate between those who are and who aren't. Anyway, what Evra did, I don't think any child is gonna be traumatized by that. Not the brightest thing to do, but we all know that Evra is a cunt too, so...

The amount of support Chelsea are getting (or rather the hate Suarez is getting) has been a pleasant surprise. Seriously thought it would get swept under the carpet.

Sting, is it possible that since you work with crazy people, you've caught some of that craziness to yourself?