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Impressive photoshop work.

Where?

It's obviously a lie, but let's play along. Would you take Alli for £88m? If not, what would you pay the most for him? Would you take him at all?

And Alonso as 6th option when needed. I think we can manage with that backline, yes. Not sure if we even need any more CBs. Christensen is like a new signing anyway, so we basically have 2 new CBs already. Zouma apparently said he wanted to stay and fight for his place, so we might have Zouma also. If he stays we are loaded and need to shift focus to other more pressing areas.

May 2012. May 2017. I do.

People just need to look at Baba and Michy to realize that the club likes to spend around 30M on anyone.

How did you come to that conclusion?

? proof please.

Kante.

You talk too much sense, you don't fit in here. All or nothing, Sandro or bust! Conte must leave and we must finish 10th for Abramovich to learn his lesson, that will help the club a ton.

You don't know what the board think. They might just have shit negotiators or our finances aren't as good as people think, but everything we've heard and read so far indicates that they are ambitious and are trying to bring in top targets. It doesn't always work out, but we still have 2 months to improve our squad. You are also writing off players because of their names before having seen them play for us, that is a mistake. If Conte does really leave mid-summer, then he's a cheque book manager and a quitter, and also the board are a bunch of wankers then, but until any of this happens there is no point in panicking.

Another dedicated fan hoping for the worst for us.

Yes, I want to win. Will it happen? Unlikely. Will I want to finish 10th in the league because of that? No.

We won't know that before the season starts will we? Relax. Sent from my Nexus 5X using Tapatalk

I would take Robben only. Casillas wouldn't want to be backup, Ibrahimovic is old and injured, Pepe is a cunt.

I'm pretty sure that at least Bakayoko and Rüdiger will join Willy on the tour.

I have a feeling this will be a good signing for us. Perfect player to bring in for competition and for backup if needed, for cheap. He won't automatically block Christensen's path like Bonucci or VVD would have done with their record fees. I am calm about this transfer, at least we are strengthening in numbers if nothing else, but I believe he will also bring qualities we were missing.

Fair enough.

You want your team to be on top of the world, yet you would prefer them to finish 10th if they don't sign one player? Okay, fuck logic.

Then you should stop "supporting" Chelsea and go to Real Madrid forums if you only like fabulous, marquee, top clubs that sign whoever they want. You prefer us to finish 10th? GTFO. Btw @Tautvix you still haven't answered my question.

Now you're just talking nonsense. Are you a Chelsea fan or fan of world class players?

You too seem very confident. Same question to you: Would you be willing to bet everything you own on that?

"Thread should be locked" man the confidence Would you be willing to bet everything you own on that?

Cringeworthy

This is the point of stats - raw numbers, which give you a platform to compare them with your own interpretation taking into account the league, club or whatever you deem necessary. Computer software is not capable of doing that for you.