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The Cuadrado signing will be announced before KO, leading to Willian putting in the greatest performance the Premier League has ever seen, scoring five times and setting up a further eighteen but the game is later declared null and void by the FA who award the win to City, deduct Chelsea ten points for having the gall to win and imposing automatic relegation down to League Two. Also everyone report Stan Collymore on Twitter. Twat.

I'm sorry, but there is no way that at this current moment in time and for any time in the foreseeable future than Jeremie Boga will be anything near as good as Raheem Sterling. Take those blue spectacles off.

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I agree, I think we'll be on a real high, which will counteract the fact we played extra time. In fact we didn't really play extra time. We played for four minutes, crushed Liverpool's hopes in one moment, and then played keep-ball for 26 minutes.

Not sure if League Cup semi-final or some shitty porn film.

The FA will make (another) exception for us. Terry proven not guilty in a court of law and still banned. Mourinho constantly hounded and goaded by the media and made an example of, whilst Wenger and Pellegrini can slag off who they want. Costa appeals his ban, you can't prove he means it - and the FA adds an extra two games to the ban, having sped up his hearing to make sure he can't play in the City game. CAMPAIGN AGAINST CHELSEA.

Been blocked by Collymore on Twitter hahahahaha

Just call me Kim Kardashian. I can break the internet.

I'd rather us use the squad place to get Sissoko from Newcastle in truth. We need replacements for Matic.

That's a fair point and I can certainly see the reasoning behind it, just somewhat of a shame he's leaving as he could have made a legacy of being Mourinho's go-to man for years to come.

Salah and Schurrle out but only Cuadrado in. Concerns me.

I hope you resolve the issue. But you have to be very careful with PayPal. Never send anything via "Gifts".

Well he's clearly not willing to accept being a mere squad player, instead of a first-teamer, at one of the world's biggest football clubs. Doesn't want to stick around and fight for his place on this evidence; whenever he's been given chances he's been poor. A shame considering his form at the start of the season, but oh well.

Diego Costa has been cited retrospectively by the FA, and could miss three games following his alleged "stamps" in Tuesday's win over Liverpool. In a move that stinks of hypocrisy and double standards, Costa, targeted throughout both legs by Liverpool's thug of a centre-back Martin Skrtel faces a three-game suspension, starting with Saturday's crunch game with Manchester City. Costa was adjudged to have "stamped" on both Emre Can and Skrtel in Tuesday's victory, though both incidents seemed to have little in them and were only blown out of all proportions by a Liverpool side so easily wound up despite their own endless provocations of the Chelsea striker. Nothing will be said, surely, about Skrtel and Lucas double-teaming Costa with two vicious elbows in last week's first leg, though: The fact Chelsea were denied TWO clear penalties, and that both Lucas and Jordan Henderson stayed on the pitch - despite the former accumulating FIVE fouls on the pitch, including this incident that should have led to a Blues spot-kick; whilst Henderson denied a promising Chelsea attack with this blatant handball which should have resulted in a second yellow. It seems the media's "campaign against Chelsea", as José Mourinho would put it - and has subsequently been fined for, whereas every other manager would barely get a slapped wrist - is in full flow. It doesn't bear thinking about how many times the Blues have been screwed over by incompetent officiating, and this is salt into the wound. Ashley Cole once famously labelled the FA as a "bunch of twats", and on the evidence of this, I'm inclined to agree. Click here to view the article

Mourinho in today's press conference;

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Great spot, forgot about that!

"WE'VE GOT CESC FABREGAS, YOU'VE GOT FAT BASTARD FRANK, WE'VE GOT CESC FABREGAS, YOU'VE GOT FAT BASTARD FRANK", etc. etc.

I'd be surprised if they don't change the rule just for us

A shame, he could have built a good legacy here, but he has delusions of grandeur inasmuch as he appears to think he is a better player than he really is. I hope he thrives in Germany though, he has nothing but my goodwill.

Get rid of Remy and Drogba and bring him back.

Fernando Torres https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpxifT2nAjw Brilliant finish!