BlueLion.

Just likes Chezney, he comes across as a bit of a nob.

Manc twat.

Finally officially agreed then!

Abso-fucking-lutely, have some rep!

Firstly, welcome to the forum! Ignore TX, we all do. TX, you can hardly call cropping the corners of an image you found on the internet your 'intellectual property.' That's like me buying Microsoft Office and crossing the name out on the box and writing 'Hinsley 2011' on it

Welcome to the forum.... nice videos by the way my friend!

Player of the Month for Chelsea has to be Ramires. Again.

Its just a shame only Chelsea fans and the level-headed 5% of the British population can appreciate how good he is.

Arsenal supporters are a rare breed of wank stain.

He strikes me as someone very similar to Stoch... good with lots of potential, but not quite good enough for Chelsea standards. Still he has an outrageous talent and should certainly end up at one of the bigger clubs - not someone massive like Inter, but certainly a team with pedigree, such as Schalke.

Frank is my idol and I feel very proud to see him wear the England colours. But even for someone who lives their country so much in the way that I do, I think it would be best both for Chelsea and the future of the England team if he stepped down. the two Coles, Gerrard, Ferdinand and Terry should do the same in a couple of years as well.

Suck on that you little wank stain!

We were awarded 13 penalties last season. If he scored them all... 63

Having done a few calculations (ie. minutes per goal, etc.), I've worked out he would have scored 7 goals in the 9 fixtures he missed through suspension/injury/international call-up. Add in the fact he hit the six times (http://www.chelseafc.com/page/StatisticsDetail/0,,10268~2085015,00.html), I therefore make that 13 goals... adding up to a perfect 50.

I don't know why you keep mentioning a dozen, I used it figuratively I see your point though. Funnily enough, I don't think we'd have gone through such a poor run under Mourinho, but I don't think we'd have done much better - the manager can only take so much of the blame.

Paulo is just an all-round good guy. I remember him staying for two hours after a game to sign autographs outside Stamford Bridge in 2008. Absolutely wonderful to see, he posed for photographs too, which was nice of him. He comes across as being very thankful for his gift, but at the same time I think he approaches the game in a realistic sort of way, which isn't life or death, as TX rightly points out. He was at one point one of Europe's best right backs, and I do think if he was any other Premier League team, he would probably be first choice. He is reliable and never complains about life. Great attitude, great man, great player.

Make it two, its a helluva trek from mine

I was just going to turn my bedsheets around and spray paint TALKCHELSEA.NET on them?

Guaranteed half-finished pint coming your way Sinatra!

Try it and I'll rupture your face!

City are being linked with him now. They have the financial advantage but I genuinely think players prefer to come to Chelsea... we can moreorless match their wages and we don't already have 21 midfielders.

Row 22, block 38, motherfucker!

I still think he should play right-back

Because the one thing this club is crying out for is stability. That is planning for the long term. Mourinho is not a long-term manager - he will come here - win trophies, granted - but he will leave after Abramovich becomes involved (which, in my opinion, he is absolutely entitled to do, to a point), and will last a maximum of another three years. Look at Arsenal, United, or even Everton. The stability those teams have, particularly United, is part of the reason why they are so successful and have been over the last two decades. If we keep chopping and changing managers at the first sign of a bad run of form, long before it can be rectified, it might do the trick. But the fact of the matter is that this season represents the changing of the guard, and this transitional phase would have happened under any manager. We've seen the best out of the likes of Drogba and Lampard and Cole, and its time to move on and accept that with Ancelotti we can build towards an exciting future.

Look guys I said I was sorry for these already!