BlueLion.

The last game at Stamford Bridge under Ancelotti's leadership I reckon. Don't want him to go, but if he doesn't get sacked I'll be very surprised.

This.

We'll now be able to rate Cech's performance based on how dirty his kit is. If it is entirely brown after a match, its an automatic 10

05/06 one without question.

Besides what his mother inadvertently put on Twitter, no news whatsoever. I still don't think he'll come...

Another one of these topics?

September will be published today, October tomorrow and November the day after. I must stress for everyone to proof read, because spelling, punctuation and grammar must be perfect. And please make sure you write in the past tense, because changing it all is a royal pain in the arse.

If anyone wants to get dibs on any other month, speak now and forever hold your peace. SEPTEMBER - BL NOVEMBER - Tomo DECEMBER - BL JANUARY - BL FEBRUARY - Tomo MARCH - Shane APRIL - BL MAY - BL

Now that's what I like to see. I'll publish it after the September one's done.

I don't know how much you know about old-style English numbers nines. But Drogba plays exactly how Jackie Milburn or Bobby Tambling did.

I think I'm growing out of wanting players names on the back of my shirts nowadays. I have one with Cech, one with Terry, one with Alex, one with Terry, one with Essien... that's enough for me.

Jaimin, I know you're a quality writer anyways, so get submitting stuff when you're free

Just to re-post something I wrote a while back, regarding the Bridge

When we say we want writers, we mean quality. Someone who can write a couple of articles a week, and not just post one when they fancy it. We need some writers who are smart, snappy, and different. Its all very well me saying this when I write my match reports, but they're all full of my opinion, and full of character, and when you get writers with a bit of attitude and are outspoken - moreorless the journalistic version of Jose Mourinho - you stand out. So if you're interested and fancy yourself as something of a wordsmith, I challenge you to better what I can come up with

This. Plus Kakuta and Bruma...

Means a Europa League berth for Fulham then.

They fucking better be up for this and go out on a bang, because I can see them not giving a fuck. We've already lost to these cunts this season.

I absolutely love Balotelli, he's a nutter! Great footballer as well

Chelsea vs Newcastle United FA Premier League, gameweek 37 Sunday 15 May 2011, 1.30pm kick-off, Stamford Bridge Match chat here! :cfc:

I'll remember this season for conceding twice inside 30 seconds against Man United. Not only is that heartbreaking, its also embarrassing.

Thanks for all the positive feedback guys, it is appreciated! As staff we work so that you guys can enjoy the forum experience, so I'm glad you all love it here! For the record, so do we

I reckon it might be a little too elitist to say only VIP members can partake in a forum game in all honesty mate... I'd just say VIP members can get extra money to bet each week, get the opportunity to use special wildcards in the Prediction League and so on.

I think we should have a betting thread, where members have 100 credits each weekend and can bet on the weekend's football. Then the winnings are totalled up, and whoever wins the most money over the course of the season wins the competition... would be fun and bring a lot of banter about.

I'd be willing to donate a bit of money soon enough though - regardless of VIP status or otherwise.