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Love JT jumping and clapping like a little girl

Thanks Barbara, you never disappoint.

Barbara would fit right in You would expect them, also being a 'chelsea fansite', to have a lot of common ground with us. But no, it's like they live on a completely different planet.

Love the part at 5:40 where cameron (?), who seems to be at least a foot taller, tries to push eden of the ball, but he just bounces off him. He really is deceptively strong

Went to one of our sisterboards and checked the oscar thread... Dear god, the oscar hatred was staggering http://www.chelseafcforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=10117&start=1080

Such a proudful club

Fair point. Like I said, numbers don't tell the whole story

You have to wonder, hazard and oscar seem to understand each other perfectly on the pitch, but how do they communicate? Just imagine them speaking english to each other.

According to whoscored he had only 39 touches of the ball (compared with Oscar and hazard who both had just over 100) with a passing accuracy of only 77 (oscar and hazard are just below 90). I know he only played 70 minutes and stats don't tell everything, but that really isn't good enough.

Away at the etihad, ... walk-over

Should have passed andre

Hazard: had a quiet 15 minute spell, other than that brilliant Oscar: was oscar, plus an absolute screamer of a FK Schurrle: worked hard, but very little came of it Matic: great debut, really

cynical bastards

Yup

Hazard should have had 2 assists in 5 minutes here

Don't click on the spoiler button below. It's gruesome. You have been warned.

Been reading the caf (i know, i know,...), where they are all ecstatic about how they want to play him on the wings. Clueless. I hope Juan knows what he is getting himself into.

The missing link in our squad! We will be unstoppable :blue scalf:

Completely off-topic and completely useless statement. But thanks anyway

and a manager

Simple, long ball to mata...

You mean Messi is the Argentinian Marin

Great minds and all...

Jezes, 60+ pages in this thread since yesterday. Has something like this ever happened here before?

Funny comparing the 'oscar vs mata' debate here with the one in the mata thread. Over there it's like all hell has broken loose