borriske

Here sir, have a cigar Cech: 25 touches - Costa: 13 touches (Whoscored)

Mommy, why does santa look like a drug cartel boss?

But... he doesn't fit the system

So for the third goal... fabregas assist?

I see that Costa is taking notes from the great Mario Balotelli.

Using "exactly around about" sorta gave it away

Said on MOTD that he doesn't remeber ever enjoying playing football as much as during the first half (or something along those lines)

Harsh

Check

FINALLY

So 1 costa goal down, 1 fabregas assist to go

FFS eden

Just tuning in. How we doing? As far as i can gather most of our danger seems to be going through Hazard (again).

I wonder if he "feels important" now?

As opposed to the wings where speed isn't important?

Hmm... I have him at 7. Still, leading by a huge margin. http://www.espnfc.com/german-bundesliga/10/statistics/assists

Apologies then

Like I said, with one hand and considering the speed of the ball i think it is nearly impossible to give it any direction, just to punch it away some distance.

How can he punch it behind his goal if he has to dive forward?

His 2 Zamora trophies like to have a word with you

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x293rcm_charlie-austin-goal-chelsea-1-1-qpr-01-11-2014-premier-league-hd_sport door http://www.dailymotion.com/rubin7190 If you watch the first replay of this video, you can see he puches the ball away with one hand (i don't think he could have reached it with both). I can imagine its very difficult to control where the ball is going like that. All you can do is put a firm hand against it and get it as far away as possible, which he did well according to me.

Please explain

FFS

I think it is fair to say Neville is a fan of Courtois