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I'm obviously not as fast as you, but I've been looking for this to reply:

Oh, I thought you sneezed! Sounds fun! It is extremely unlikely that I will ever be able to visit the US in my life let alone a water park there, but if I ever do, I'll keep Schlitterbahn in my mind

None sense, I'm so much hotter

Seriously, where the fuck do you get those memes from?! And how in the hell do you find them so quickly!!!!

^^ You look just like Azpi!

To quote the great Bluesmaster: " -_____- "

Exactly what Jake said!

Well they're favorites unless every single player decides to have the worst performance of the season..

Wow! I'm so looking forward to getting married some day..

Nop. I'm just studying now, so I'm bored as fuck!

You're the romantic type, aren't ya?

Gesundheit!

You're a lucky bastard aren't you?!

Btw, I heard part of Drogba's interview which will be on in full on Sky today before the CL matches. The media is just putting words in his mouth. He praised Jose, but when asked if Jose will be the next Chelsea manager he replied jokingly "Maybe it will be me". It's a complete non-story, imo.

I suggest you look in the 80s and 90s because those types of DMs no longer exist. The game has changed. You can't have Roy Keans in your team any more because first the game is no longer that physical and second because team systems and player movement has completely changed. Nowadays if a defensive player goes to ground and does not get the ball, you're in deep trouble. An example off the top of my head is Newcastle's second goal against us this season when JT went to ground needlessly and we went from relatively having things under control to conceding an easy goal in seconds. That's why the first thing academies teach kids about defending now is "Don't go to ground. Don't commit yourself to the tackle unless absolutely necessary". There's a quote for Xabi Alonso who's one of the best in the world at what he does where he says tackling is not something you aim to do, but rather something you sometimes have to resort to. Bottom line is, all the good DMs today are the ones who know how to close down passing angles, tighten spaces and force the error.

Happy Birthday! May Rafa Benitez be sacked on this special day!

We like to keep it fresh! What Toronto said. But also give her a couple of subtle compliments as the night goes on. But DO NOT over-compliment her. She'll think she's too good for you and lose interest.

Completely agree with the only place to be. I think Josh's best chance is if we get a manager who has the balls to give him some starts here. He does not belong in the championship, he can't operate there to the fullest of his abilities.

Sad but true..

Was back in the starting line-up after fully recovering from that ankle injury. He played 90 mins in Boro's 0-0 draw with Peterborough.

So you claim to have foreseen that every Juve player will under-perform tonight and that arguably the best keeper in the world will make two amateur mistakes? Please tell me what will the lottery numbers be this week! I was arguing about players and teams ability in general not performance on the night that is extremely unpredictable.

So Southampton are a better team than us?

This does not prove that Bayern is better. Juve are having their worst performance all season on an individual level. Bayren have been gifted all their chances by the shambolic passing by Juve they have not been anything near brilliant.

I'm watching the match on Sky Sport and I have to say, British ads are just terrible. Completely meaningless!

Juve have been pethatic so far. Lucky it's only 1-0.