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LOL so true:

Thank you Kerry. You are too nice

Photography class? I hate you

Why aren't you in class, Harry? Are you skipping school, young man?! *gives stern look*

Those only exist over the internet but never in real life

Trust me, we find intimidating when you think like women as well!

It's not just your brain, it's everyone's brains, especially guys when it comes to girls. You want what you can't get. I get why you want to spend the remaining time with her, you probably enjoy this "Forbidden Love" and a bit of drama which is a big part of love and romance. I know you want to sit around drinking and mourning her departure after she leaves, but trust me mate, getting back out there feels so much better. I know it doesn't seem this way at the moment, but moving on is so much easier than it seems. So again, I say, grab some buds and head down to a pub or club and meet new girls and instead of focusing on the past put your focus on the future. PS: Well a hot guy compared to me at least!

I've had a somewhat similar experience with a girl once. Now I've only read what you posted on the last page so really don't know much about her and this may sound a bit harsh, but I honestly believe that you need a bit of tough love at the moment, so here goes: Dion from what I read, this girl is playing you like a violin. Everything she said about you reminding her of her boyfriend, the guy-man thing, it's all just BS. She's doing all that to tease you, she doesn't really mean it and if she did mean it at the time, she'd change her mind the day after. She's just teasing you with all this nonsense. You say she is 19, she probably doesn't know what she's doing or even doing it on purpose. Like most teenage girls she needs attention and loves that you are attracted to her. If she had told you that didn't have a boyfriend and didn't say any of that stuff you would probably had forgotten about her. She basically said that you can't have her but there is the slightest possibility that you could which of course meant that you just had to have her. Bottom line is, Dion, she's going back to Beligium, why in the world would you want to spend what time left with her? That would only lead to making it harder for you when she leaves. My advice is: You're a hot guy in Brasil, go out clubbing, find another girl who's available without all the complications and get her out of your mind. I know that atm, she seems like the only one, but trust me, as anti-romantic as this sounds, there is no such thing as "Soul-mate" and just one perfect person for you. You are going to love plenty of girls in your life and there A LOT of girls that are a good match for you. What we fear most after losing someone is the unknown of what happens next and if we're going to meet someone else, but I'm telling you you're going to find a lot more girls you like. Just chose someone who isn't going to cause you so much trouble. Again, I apologize if this sounds too harsh, but this is exactly what you need, mate.

Dion, mate, I hope you don't mind, but I read some of what you just wrote. Would you like my advice?

I never thought I'd hear that from a Chelsea fan after last year's CL win.

Don't sweat it, Barabara. You can definitely be yourself around here. Your babbles are very much welcome and appreciated PS: Call me Nour

Wow, this has to be one of the most active introduction threads ever, Barbara. You sure know how to make an entrance I see you've met Stingray. He's like the test you have to pass in order to join TC. If you encounter Tom and survive, you can enter the promised land that is Talk Chelsea Allow me to give you a bit more formal welcome: Welcome to TC, Barbara. It's great to have you here. We have a truly great community here, I'm sure you'll enjoy it. Please stick around and please feel free to ask me or any other mod/admin if you have any questions

Tbh, after looking at your squad, it could be a blessing disguise that you did not get the promotion. Now, you can get a few players and rebuild your squad next season so you would have a decent squad for the PL the season after because honestly your team would get slaughtered in the PL as it is. Transfer window opens Sunday at midnight; same time as when the change reports come out.

LOL I saw that. Sooo harsh especially that Eva Carneiro United won 6-0! Better luck next time, mate. PS: Quick question: How the hell have you nearly got promoted when your team only has 3 defenders but 7 forwards?!

Congrats to Term on winning the PL even though he only managed to do so on goal difference And hard luck to the people who got relegated. I'm happy nonetheless with my highest ever PL finish of second place, especially that my squad is no where near some of the other teams. @ I think we should start the next season quickly since long seasons with cups tend to make people lose a bit of interest. I was think that our genuinely active members are no where near 32, maybe you should, as league admin, delete the inactive teams and make only two leagues with 8 teams each. That way everyone involved would have real competition because at the moment in the lower leagues with so many inactive teams I can completely understand why so many people get bored and leave before they make it to the top 2 leagues.

One of the classiest players I've ever seen and a true footballing great. Good bye Michael, we love you :heart:

Poll is up. Vote!

Let me ave you the trouble of reading the papers and checking Twitter: Basically we are linked with every player who's ever played under Jose as well as every player trending in Europe atm. While every single one of our players is linked with a move to Barca, Monaco, or Galatasaray. Sounds legit...

Tbf, I don't think his wages are that high. I remember something like 5m per year when he moved to Gala..

He's also missed the most clear cut chances in the entire league.

Palmeri = mostly bullshit.

I'm very excited about City signing Navas. How epic would it be to see Moses vs Jesus on the left flank when we play them next season!

You're alive!