Ankit

Dafuq!?

According to twitter,again, is that Napoli are ready for a 40+ Torres offer but Roman doesn't want to sell Torres at any cost.

@Stingray,

And he is probably gay.

@Stingray, is on the loose, everyone run for your life!!

Yes, which apparently never came. Party pooper.

But me and @Hutcho, were supporting you against that evil @Stingray,.

Always with the underdog!! Yup, me too!

@Stingray,

Your move @whatthemata, *drum rolls*

God dammit! This is so funny!

Uh-oh , the battle of gifs has resumed.

I though we dodged a bullet with him not signing. His agent must be getting bored i guess of not being in the limelight!

Yep, he could be there to scout Almunia to replace Cech.

Was that the case of Jose wanting Etoo or more of Zlatan wanting to join Barcelona?

Yup, i certainly hope i am lucky enough to find a woman whom i can spend my rest of my life with but it's way too early for me right now!

Why aren't we in the running for his signature?

I hope so too but life is all about compromise!

Everytime i see someone sitting in an expensive car at the back seat and driver driving it, i feel confused. Why would you waste you money on a proper expensive car and then give it to your driver to drive it! I mean, what the fuck?

Don't get Lewandowski's move to Bayern. Gotze is going to be Pep's false 9 there, Lewa a back up option?

Ahem ahem. .

Why wouldn't Falcao want to join and play in Monaco. Monaco is an absolutely awesome place , and the chicks are amazing too.There are also a couple of nude villages nearby as far as i know! I have decided i need to study hard, work like a slave, get promoted in job and fly to monaco and settle down in a nice nude village where i don't have to pay taxes. My life has a purpose now.Thank you.

I don't understand why would Mourinho of all coaches would want to sell the only ball playing defender we have on our team. He has always wanted a ball playing defender in his team. Carvalho did the same for us. In Inter Milan, he had Walter samuel doing the same job and now at Madrid, Ramos dos that job. There is no basis fro this rumor!

People are over reacting here. Our star players won't be playing 90 mins of any match. And if god forbid, anyone has a slightest of knocks, he will be properly taken care off! The board is not stupid. We have a world class medical team whose job is to look after the players and their mental strength!!