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@Stingray, You have certainly lived a life worth telling. Man, you are making me feel bad, why can't i be in an orgy!

Meera? Last i knew Drogzola was a man! What the hell!

Although your incident is funny but that gif. .

Oh, damn! I just saw that you edited my previous post! You will have to pay for this! Funny how language can be misleading by just minor changes!!

What? You love porn!

I watch porn. I talk to myself loudly when i am in deep shit or just way too excited.

Can't we just report Dortmund for tapping up the player?

Wasn't there a blog where a liverpool fan explains how Downing is better than Mata? Laughed so hard reading it. Can't find it now though! That was priceless!

Considering we had a super cup last time and we have it again this time, we should be having another double GW to start with! My guess for the first 3 fixtures will be West Brom(H), Norwich(A), Spurs(H).

Yeah, same here! Don't think there has been much transfers between both the clubs! Juan Sebastian Veron?

I knew something was wrong and i somehow didn't read your post carefully! Apologies!

Cristiano Ronaldo?

£6.21 for an hour? Jeez, that's just insane amount of money! Will your team comply by FFP with this?

Transfer Central TNC ‏@TransferNewsCen10m Oscar Cardozo's agent: "There was agreement with Fenerbahçe but now Napoli are also interested. They seek a replacement for Cavani,"

Just be glad, it's not Kalou's ass!

Hello there! You American? The following is allegedly the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995, as released by the Chief of Naval Operations: Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a collision. Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call. PS: Welcome to the forum mate! The official guy to verify new comers will be here shortly! You will be thanking @, to have told you about this place! Ignore the joke if you found it lame!

Prison related? :eyebrows:

Oh, looks like you will be gone for a while! Well, hope to have you back here as early as possible. Have a brilliant trip.

Well, Whoever thought only women's fashion was weird !

Got myself a new wallet.

You should make a thread in the new members section so that we can all welcome you Talk Chelsea style.

@whatthemata, You just had to poke him, didn't you? And he didn't even use spoilers this time.

Penis discussion again? Not long before the pics come along.

Haha! This is really funny. I guess, Ozil was the motivation behind this meme then!