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Who will man the guillotine? I say Peace should do it, he is French so he has probably used one before.

Looks like he means to be a Chelsea player for a while then. It would be great if he pushed into the First Team with McEachran.

Bobby Tambling scored 35 goals in 40 appearances in the 62-63 season, which is even better than the Prodigal Son Jimmy Greaves. Legend. Get better soon.

It would just be like the Mighty Mods and Adims to ban a lowly user like me for speaking the truth. I CALL FOR A PROLETARIAN REVOLUTION!

Seems to be the cool thing on these forums lately.

If it was too long to read, why even post in the topic? I understand it was a joke, but it seems kind of pointless. But saying that the post calling yours stupid was also kind of pointless. It is kind of a Catch 22. Don't worry about me, I'm just rambling.

And that is why he called Mr Chelsea.

I love the collective panic and desperation of the January Transfer Window.

The difference between Higuian and Torres is; that if you hoof a ball at Higuian he might just score a beauty but Torres as we have seen (no matter how sad it is), will just fail comicaly.

I hate it when us fans slap price tags on players, acting as if we are know everything there is to know about the player and the clubs invovled. Unless you have a degree in finance or economics, I think some should just give up on judging players and pricing them accordingly. When I judge them it is usually after they have been playing for Chelsea a long time.

It doesn't stop being clever, it just loses it's impact and become trite.

Now ladies, you are both pretty, so how about you stop the bitch fights, yeah? Anyway what's childish about Kalouda, it think it is fairly clever.

He destroyed Manchester United, so I would like to sign him myself. Hell, there are a dozen players I would sign with my blood if I had too.

I'm sure sh0n3x knows all about this guy, I'll just wait for his input. ....Tadic is good on FIFA 12 though...

He didn't even hear it. Ferdinand admitted to not hearing what John Terry said. What a fucking twat.

http://www.baldingcelebrities.com/2010/02/gianfranco-zola.html I didn't know he was in the video for that crappy song.

I have a prominent Widow's Peak, so when my head is shaved or combed back, I look like I'm balding.

Next Joe Messi.

The third invisible category obviously. If you have played any of the older Final Fantasy games, you would be familiar with Invisible Option. How fast is this player? I know he has pretty damn good vision, very good dribbling skills and a very powerful shot, but speed is always a bonus.

Perhaps some memebers of the forum are clairvoyant?

I'd rather him play 30+ games for Genk in a season than 10+ games for the Reserves. That is if he doesn't cut the first team.

Well it depends on his character then. If he is the spiteful vengeful sort he will snub, but that is a very negative mindset to have. He should join the team where he can flourish the most. So no Real Madrid or Barcelona. He is still very young and should stay at Ajax for a year or two longer. Van Dar Vaart and Sneijder struggled at Real Madrid, so maybe he has some foresight.

Barcelona rejected him too, but his dad kept his damn mouth shut about that. Ultimately it is Christian Eriksen's decision and not his father's and I won't write him off till something happens.

He is alright, a bit dangerous. Just a suggestion, but Cahill signed and well Cahill is better.

I'm just going to list some raw players that can be molded. Most of these players would probably be rubbish at Chelsea, but all of them are play very well/decently at their current clubs. I like most of these players and I think a couple of down to earth hard workers could be very good for the club. Sometimes a risk on these type players is worth it (Lampard, Joe Cole, Duff) but sometimes it isn't (a lot of LIverpool players). Young and impressionable players that will look up to AVB as a god are needed, much like how the Vieille Garde look(ed) up to Emperor Mourinho. Wingers Junior Hoilett Marc Albrighton Anthony Pilkington Midfielders Barry Bannan Fabian Delph Joe Allen Jack Rodwell Ross Barkley Defenders Seamus Coleman Neil Taylor Ryan Shawcross I'm sure some of the more observant users have noticed a very simple paradigm.