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Not a fan of Moses. No way, no how.

Reccomend me some classic films. I bet you dont' have what it takes.

Feels...sooooo gooood.

Well, Di Matteo seems to put a lot of stock in some of these lads, even alllowing them to train with the 1st Team. I think it's a good sign that Di Matteo will try to implement youth as much as possible.

If one more member of TC or TV pundit mentions Torres 'lacking confidence' I'll probably vomit. How mch more confidence can you get from winning the Euros, winning the Golden Boot, scoring in the final and assisting a mate's goals?

I'm liking this. It's about time players are bought before they move to Europe and win the Ballon D'or. Kaká had 145 professional appearances in Brasil before he moved to AC Milan, Oscar has 84.

So in other words, you are running away from your problems on TC.

or...

Firstly, Moses has to join Chelsea to train at Cobham. Secondly, Wigan is the team traveling to Sweden not Chelsea.

Good. I want him to go to Madrid.

Talk Chelsea can't seen to decide whether Oscar is similar to Fabregas or Iniesta. Always with the Barça comparisons.

I died of humour when I read this.

There are more things to a club than just winning trophies, ya know!? Yossi could have helped Mata in terms of creativity so the team wasn't so dependent on him. He could have made Torres look less like an idiot. He could have played on the right wing when Danny was a headless chicken. Those sort of things.

Should not have been loaned to Arsenal, he still had something to do here.

Since when was Schurrle a Spurs reject? He has only every played in Germany and I don't think he has even been linked with Spurs. Are you referring to Giovanni Dos Santos?

I'm confident.

Those clubs can fuck themselves, they should have bought him when he was still at Genk. He is ours now and I'll be damned if those bastards get him. If it has to be; £35 Million should be the asking price, may as well milk 'em if we have to.

Awwww shit. I think Ferdinand's gambit has failed. The die was cast and the snakes eye was revealed!

How much less? Should have signed Ryad's former team mate Marvin Martin while we had the chance.

Unless he forces a transfer out of the club, he will be Chelsea's No.1, I bet BlueLion's left nut. He is only 20 years-old and yet he is one of the better Goal Keepers in Europe. The club would be insane to even think of selling Courtois. Anyway, Cech worries me with his problematic back, he may only have a couple of seasons left.

I feel more confident about this deal than the Hulk fiasco. Nontheless, yay BRASIL!

The machines from the 80s are 150% better than these new death traps.

Holden Kingswood - Greatest vehicle ever.

A bit lazy on the training pitch, eh? Hopefully he gets along RDM, who appears to value a good relationship with his players.

Navas homesickness has gotten a lot better but not enough to warrant a move to a new country.