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Wait what? Spain's Tiki Taka during this Euros was infinitly more entertaining than how they played in South Africa. There was no luck about it. You can't prove that Brazil would have won that game, if Melo and Caesar didn't scew up on Sneijder's FK .

Bullet points! Because he has no positional awareness. He just kind of drifts around waiting for the attack to get near him. His first touch is just awful. The ball often goes too far away from him after his first touch allowing easy interception. He is lacking in agility. He seem to have trouble taking multiple touches and turning with the ball. His passing is very rough, he often just lumps the ball into the general direction of a team mate. He doesn't seemed very composed on the ball and looks like he makes snap judgements (he could just be nervous). On the other hand he is: Very, very strong possibly even stronger than Drogba. He seems rather quick when he gets moving. His finishing seems natural and comfortable. He seems rather brave. Unless his technical abilities grow and mature he will amount to nothing but the battering ram he already is. He is great when he running full steam at the back four with the ball at his feet, but he struggles in almost every other instance.

Want to be taken more seriously? Grow a beard and spike your hair slightly sideways.

Have you ever seen a beard score such an important goal?

You mean the instance where he allowed Xabi Alonso's beard to waltz right by him and first time volly the ball into the back of the net?

All ten of them. That's one more than Brett Lee.

I recomend using the adjective "the almighty, beautiful and most serene". Don't be fooled by the spaces throughout the word, it is precisly one word and may only be used to describe the almighty, beautiful and most serene Didier Drogba. Gignac is fat. And I have no hope for Lukaku.

Incest that is full of win. The only thing that tops wincest is twincest.

What is TC's opinion on the much taboo subject of incest (or as Cap refers to it: 'wincest')?

Whom is this Frenchmen you speak of? Well, I would rather Lukaku over a Target Man like Gignac. Large, fat, muscular, fat, scores with his left, limited technical techniques, fat, one dimensional; are all perfect superlatives to describe Lukaku Gignac, though the two (Andre-Pierre and Romulu) do share disgustingly similar parallels in my mind. Though what Gignac has to do with this particular conversation I do not know and the only reasonable explanation I can sum up is that the possibility that my fragile perception of reality has snapped is quite real.

I forgot to shave this morning. And being the manly man I am that does manly things I grew a beard. Shit, I'm going to have a busy day shaving tomorrow.

Niehter od I .

A few spelling mistakes aside ("Price Harry", created a few laughs), you are a much more magnificent as an author than that prententious and pompous phony BlueLion.

Have you taken you dosage of manliness yet, cunt?

Dzeko isn't the big dumb target man a lot people seem to think he is. He seems to be rather comfortable on the ball and has at least some knowledge of how to thread a through ball. Of course he is no Drogba but I would be very comfortable with him leading the line.

My record is 18...buuuut....

Bullshit, I bet you only had five new notifications.

Because we didn't need him (?) Essien Ballack Lampard Makélélé Mikel Obi

Team name - House of Jealousy

I just donated 3 Pounds, it's all I can afford really.

A knee injury did retire him for two years so I suspect there will always be a lingering chance of a relapse.

Make it 12.

I used to visit the Newgrounds BBS but then I stopped being 15. They have a fantastic animating/musical/artistic community, though. Tom Fulp is a one of the old gods of the internet.

BUT you didn't have to cut me off. Make it like it never happened and we were nothing.