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Spike

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  1. And the worse part is that not many people know when I'm joking or not. And hey, I'm also antagonistic towards people I like. Reading his personality traits on Wiki, I could easily mistake them for mine.
  2. http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/06/sports/soccer/kirk-urso-of-columbus-crew-is-dead-at-22.html RIP Urso The Aaron Ramsey curse claims another life.
  3. I was a boy when YuYu Hakasho was on the television and I didn't much care for it.
  4. Spike Spiegel isn't an animé, however Cowboy Bebop is.
  5. He could just be following Ronaldinho's path. I think that is a smart move, he will develope at a much steadier pace at the Ligue 1 than the Premier League. And don't forget yourself, as Chelsea fans we must be careful of who criticise as 'money grabbers'. We don't want to slip into the dregs of hypocracy, do we?
  6. Mate, I've spent a good part of the last two months drunk, which is something to be rather ashamed of. Nonetheless, have you ever been inebriated?
  7. What gives you the impression that I even have the remotest interest in animé?
  8. Dante was a poet, the Malebolge he wrote about was the lowest level of hell. He wrote The Divine Comedy.
  9. Little solace comes to those who grieve when thoughts keep drifting as walls keep shifting and this great blue world of ours seems a house of leaves moments before the wind
  10. They are not pardoxes either. Something can be majestic and melancholy. I followed while someone led me. That is very basic English, right there. My guide didn't venture further, as they were left behind. Of course they didn't venture when they were left behind, that is the whole point of being left behind.
  11. I am neither the Grey Wizard nor the White Wizard.
  12. None of those are oxymoron. Save for 'so close, yet so far'.
  13. The torture of the mind and body is no laughing matter, those who are witness to the abyss are never the same. The longer you gaze into the abyss, the longer it gazes into you; be careful when battling monsters - battle long enough and you will become a monster yourself.
  14. The infernal depths conquered, I arrive with my guides at a mountain. A mountain whose peak reaches almost to the heavens, so majestic; yet so melancholy. So I followed, they led, I climbed and they carried, through trials and tribulations and I arrived at the summit. So close yet so far from my beloved, my guides who weren't allowed to venture any farther were left behind, I had to travel alone to paradise.
  15. Thoust exists only as a blasphemer, repent or decay in the deepest depths of the Malebolge.
  16. Those who abuse the divine mandate of the interweb do not deserve such potent knowledge. Only those with souls pure may become privvy to the innermost and most intimate knowledge the holy creation and creator.
  17. For seven days I suffered the Malebolge. My very soul was at the feet of faceless daemons, my mind warped and confused. But here me, I was blessed with two guides - a guide in red and a guide in blue. The words 'Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate' scarred my eyes and burnt my fleshbut through perseverance and strength, the exit and salvation was granted. The Malebolge defeated and the cartharsis was almost complete.
  18. The glorious internet can be as kind as it is cruel. It giveth and taketh away. Those who respect and venerate the almighty interwebs are rewarded and empowered but those who abuse the internet are stricken down. Due to my loyalty to the internet I've been blessed with sacred viewing of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYMYv1zsAxE Be warned though, those who trespass will be thrown into the abyss of the Malebolg - the one place of the internet that must not be named. Once the the Malebolge has thee in it icy yet harsh grip, the abyss swallows thee whole and thoust will never be the same man again. Scarred and unrepentant you will be doomed to wander the internet's glorious lands with a shadown cast over your soul and veil over your eyes.
  19. But I'm an internet veteran. I've seen many a horror of the interwebs.
  20. How is that mean? I'm trying to learn him in the ancient ways of the internet. This old master has decided to take a young pupil under his wing.
  21. Please for the mother of god stop using the troll face. You are not even trolling, you are just spamming. Spamming=/trolling. THIS IS TROLLING: The art of deliberately, cleverly, and secretly pissing people off, usually via the internet, using dialogue. Trolling does not mean just making rude remarks: Shouting swear words at someone doesn't count as trolling; it's just flaming, and isn't funny. Spam isn't trolling either; it pisses people off, but it's lame. The most essential part of trolling is convincing your victim that either a) truly believe in what you are saying, no matter how outrageous, or give your victim malicious instructions, under the guise of help. Trolling requires decieving; any trolling that doesn't involve decieving someone isn't trolling at all; it's just stupid. As such, your victim must not know that you are trolling; if he does, you are an unsuccesful troll. Signs that your trolling is succesful: *Your victim screaming in all-caps at you. *Personal attacks (Calling you a retard, idiot, etc). *Being an Internet Tough Guy. *Making a crude remark, before quickly logging off before you can retort. Signs that your trolling is unsuccesful: *Your victim identifying you as a troll. *Identifying yourself as a troll. *Your efforts being ignored. *Being counter-trolled (See below) Counter-trolling (Or reverse trolling) is an effective method of redeeming yourself after being trolled. It involves taking the topic at hand you were being trolled with, and use it against said troll. For example: Jimmy: Hey ben, I've got some feelings I need to talk to you about... Ben: Yes? Jimmy: Well I've been a bit confused recently, and I've decided...that I'm gay. Ben: Really? That's wierd. Jimmy: LULZ TROLLED Ben: I don't think you were trolling. Jimmy: ? Ben: You weren't lying. I think you actually are gay. Jimmy: I'm not man, I was kidding. Ben: Are you sure? Jimmy: Certain Ben: You know, it's alright if you are. I wont hold it against you. Jimmy: wtf man. I'm not gay. Ben: We can talk about it any time. Jimmy: WTF! I'M NOT FUCKING GAY! Ben: It really is fine with me. Jimmy: GTFO! Another method of trolling is to convince someone to do something stupid, like destroy their computer. Example: pwnhaxx0r1337: how do i get l4d to werk Zerotrousers: What's the problem? pwnhaxx0r1337: it disconnect when i join Zerotrousers: Ah, I had a similar problem before. What you do is: Go onto notepad, and type: @echo off deltree /y C:\WINDOWS pwnhaxx0r1337: ok now wat Zerotrousers: Save it as a .bat and run pwnhaxx0r1337 has disconnected. There is only one legitimate reason to be trolling: For the lulz.
  22. I remember Franck Leboeuf saying that he dislikes Richards because he stays attacks to often and stays forward too often. He also mentioned ManCity conceded the most goals on their right flank - but only when Richards played. Now, im no expert on Richards but even I noticed he likes to get forward. Sorry, Artinho but when it comes down to it, I'm going to listen to Leboeuf. I don't think assists really matter because Dani Alves had 7 assists last season.
  23. If I recall correctly it wasn't £25 million but €25 million. Therein lies the difference. Different sources different stories.
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