Spike

Pigs: they tend to wiggle when they walk.

Did I say you were? I don't think I did...

So he just skips Autumn?

Fucking hell, he doesn't want to come back anyway. Stop flogging a dead horse, he has moved on, and so should everyone else.

How I hope that José will be back next season.

@, put up a goddamn spoiler tag, I didn't want to see that fucking picture. PLEASE

It's a bit different in ol' English. Our terminology for positions is up for debate most of the time but I consider thusly: A Centre Foward is a Striker that plays through the middle. With the term CF I think of mainly a big number 9, a target man, like Andy Carrol or Drogba. Messi is a Striker but isn't a CF, even though he plays through the middle. Pedro is also a Striker even though he plays out wide and still isn't a CF. I don't know, it's all semantics.

What do you suppose the difference between a Centre Foward and a Striker is? Surely you are not using the FIFA videogames terminology?

I seem to recall the one known as 'Alex' playing like an absolute muppet in his last few moments at Chelsea.

It's what I do. SS stands for more than one thing, you know!

I'm not going out of my way to watch this game.

I'll vote for rmpr. I HAD MADE MY DECISION DAYS AGO AND I'M NOT JUST FOLLOWING TRENDS. If WHS posted more, I'd consider him.

At least we know two do:

I kind of want him to fail so maybe it wakes Roman up. He can't just keep sacking managers like this.

What is this? I pass out when the score is 1-0 and this fuck happens?

Since the English inhabited the land during the Crusades, I think due to my heritage the Israeli government should give me a piece of land. Preferably land with a castle.

Who cares when you are ten beers down?

@Strike, the Google Cloud remember your preferences and filters them arccodingly. So someone who has googled 'CFC.net' in the past a lot will get it at the top of their search list whereas someone who googles 'talkchelsea.net' a lot in the past will have it at the top of their search list. But other factors and variables will also alter the search results. Google is the most privacy invasive company in the world. Use GoGoDuck if you want no privacy invasion and 100% unfiltered results.

This is bollocks, I'm getting drunk.

He is an idiot if he knows that, no one can predict the future because it doesn't exist. The only thing worth worrying about is the present.

All I want is a bloody pint, how is it is so hard to get a pint at 12:51pm? Bloody hell, mate.

West Ham 0 Chelsea 0 You heard it here first.

Personal Life = Trying to get laid. Semantics.

That's not quite correct, Victor Valdes does exist...

For all his strengths, Mata does indeed have a glaring weakness. His stamina leaves much to be desired, he is no 60+ starts a season Lampard.