Spike

Remy should start. The fuck did Costa say to Schmeichel?

Costa is making a rookie beard growing mistake. He is shaving to close to his jawline making it look jarring. A great beard is shaved just under the jawline and above the adam's apple. The only thing worse is his form.

A RARE SIGHTING OF A C. FABREGAS

Then a new staff and thirdly a new 1st team. I'm not even joking when I say half of these players need to go, no room for sentimentality. Tear out the engine, the interior and everything else in between. Shit get a new frame while you're at it.

I hope Leicester win the league. Spank Chelsea 5-0, a wake up call for everyone.

It's too late for anything. The players don't care, they know the season is already gone so they've given up. They know they can just leave if the club is relegated and they don't give a fuck about the club at all, why should they? It's a foreign club banked by a Russian, it's not as if any of the guys outside of Terry are locals. Bloody modern football mercenaries, they'll just piss off somewhere else for loads of money. The board are morons for being complacent, Mourinho is in shambles for not having a Plan B, and the players just don't care. Shit I bet all those bastards have their heads in the holidays already, dreaming of nice Summer weather and hookers in Vietnam. Bastards.

I think he'd be the worst person to go for right now. I don't think the team has the right types of players to suit him right now. Maybe in the summer.

Why are you trying to convince me about Mourinho still? I said he has been rubbish in my first post and every other post. You are trying to convince me something I already know. Geeeez.

I wouldn't mind if half the team fucks off as well as Mourinho. As long of course a good manager is available out there.

Fucked if I know. Emanalo? The board? The scouting staff? Nobody knows except those on the inside.

All players go through bad form, it is just unfortunate that most of the players are going through a bad streak at the same time. You cannot blame Mourinho for the player's individual failings. You surely don't believe that Mourinho's tactics include passing the ball like an idiot, dribbling the ball into the corner and crossing the ball into Row Z? That's what the players are doing. Mourinho has been dire but the players are just as equal to blame, if not more.

Changing the formation, a FB and using young players won't change shit when all the players are playing like headless chooks. How many youngsters can a team realistically start with? Not many. Changing to a 4-3-3 or whatever formation won't magically make Hazard, Costa, Pedro, Ivan, Terry, Matic, Fabregas , Falcao, Remy, Oscar, Mikel, and Baba not rubbish. This goes way deeper than a little tactical tinkering. Mourinho has been shit but nearly everyone at the club has been just as bad.

Fuck sacking the coach. Sack those players out there, they are the bastards screwing everything up. Maybe keep Cahill, Zouma and Azpi the rest can kiss my Aussie arse.

These Chelsea players are a joke. Shit, I could blame Mourinho but he isn't the one being a useless bastard out on the pitch. They are playing like newbies straight outta the Championship.

Holy shit that was fucking telepathic. That was a beautiful goal.

Booooring. A new match would be nice.

It's a good thing Pasalic is owned by Chelsea, eh?

Chelsea 2 Leicester 0 Chelsea to break Leicester's fairytale season and go one winning with ugly 1-0 score lines. No one is satisfied, Chelsea fans still want more and everyone else is bummed out because the success story of the small midlands club and Vardy dies dead in it's tracks.

I miss you.

Young English defender. His name is murmured in the tabloids lately.

Kiddie fiddler. Sick cunt.

The Chilean likes their beer spicy. Who'd a though?

Corona is one of the worst beers in the world. They feed a bunch of shit poor Mexicans tequila and get them to piss in a large vat; bottle it and sell it as 'beer'.

Shit taste

As your lover.