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What do you mean we? I did not know that. The coverage in Australia of Ligue 1 is terrible compared to last season.

He is an Everton supporter. His dad is a hardcore toffee being a scouser himself.

I hate watching Everton play at home due to all those ghastly commercials and advertisements littered over the stadium.

It must become law for every Spanish player that joins Chelsea to make a video saying: My name is *insert name here*. You killed my father; prepare to die. My name is Juan Mata. You killed my father, prepare to die.

In 4-5 years time the market will have enflated to 60million or even dare I say it? 61million!

This is really picking up steam. Looks likes I'lls gets me wish after alls.

Paulo has always been one of my favourites. I do love seeing him get minutes, but maybe those minutes would be more suited towards a youngster? He was such a rock for his first few seasons, it's such a shame he got injured so often. His trophy cabinent, is very large, I've just noticed. He has won everything in Portugal and England plus two Champions Leagues and one Europa League.

And then there is Canales, Parejo, Costa, Alberto Costa, Piatti, Cissoko, Mathieu, Guardado. That's a squad that would definitly be challenging. The only thing missing is a bit of muscle in the middle of the park.

Mark my words Crewe Alexandre will be next club to suffer the wrath of McLeish. DOWN WITH THE MIDLANDS!

I would hate Barceloan 100% less if Cunt Fibreglass wasn't there. How I despise that fucker, I leaped out of my chair when Lamps made him his bitch at the Camp Nou. It cuts me up so many players dream of playing there, I personally would choose Valencia over Barcelona. Not kidding.

I don't like it, but if others do it may as well join in. It's not like it's going to eradicated from the game anytime soon. Besides, Chelsea are quite good at tapping up players. Cough*Cole*Cough. Just not as good as Farcelona.

And as if he actually needs to be a footballer or anything for that matter. If Thorgan makes it big also, Kylian can just mooch off his older brothers if he needs the cash. I get no such privelege being the oldest (by fifteen years).

I could not care less about age really. Zola was 30 when he joined.

He has been playing very well under Rafa, anyone can see that, however I still don't trust him in the long run. The last two years of constant disappointment will not be forgotten for a good run of 10 games. IF he can do it consistantly over the following season, I may just forgive him.

I'd rather Soldado, but whatever.

I'm getting into that argument at all. And I didn't state they actually did it, did I? Just that they have a reputation from it. And since you've taught me a new statistic, I'd thought I'd return the favour. Between 75% and 95% of rape crimes are not reported. http://www.hmic.gov.uk/media/without-consent-20061231.pdf Eden - Garden of Eden Kylian - Kyle + Ian = Kylian. Thorgan - ? ? ? Ethan - Common name.

They are in an eternal pissing contest with ManCity, of course. Instead of pissing into the wind, they see how many strikers they can buy and potentially ruin.

Seems like a silly thing to ban someone over. We all need to stand every once in a while and it's much easier to scratch my crotch standing.

Where I'm from Canterbury had a larger reputation for being gang rapists rather than a family club. In fact that is the first time I ever heard of them being called a family club.

Bike riders use it in high altitudes to assist breathing. I have no idea why he uses it.

That's why I've mentioned Camacho and Moutinho a lot in the past few weeks. A midfield of Cabaye, Camacho and Moutinho would be killer.

Flavoured yogurt or the plain stuff? It would be a slow and awkward process if it were the plain stuff.

No, why would this make me happy? Scarlette Johanson naked covered in chocolate laying on my bed demanding that I 'clean' her would make me happy, not this.

If it can't be found at his age, how does he have it?