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I imagine Mr Barça DNA bothers you then...

Great post except that Iniesta was born in Castile or something. I don't think he is Catalan...NITPICKING!

Took a year to find the bloody stuff.

Is Uncle Ben a medical doctor??? Same person.

Stop making out that you have mental disorders, you attention whore.

Hazard is going to be soooooo brilliant. He is brilliant now for sure, but if he keeps improving...

@, You betray your people...

Neymar would suck at Farcelona. Should join a mid table club first.

I answered 'no' mainly because I was 14.

I can promise you that I am not histrionic but I'm probably narcissistic. I've been called: arrogant self righteous bigheaded egotistical narcissistic conceited But what do people know?

There is no clear indication that you might have a psychopathic / antisocial personality disorder. There are strong indications that you might have a narcissistic personality disorder. There are strong indications that you might have a histrionic personality disorder. You meet as little as 20% of the range of general personality disorder criteria. Having a result indicating either a psychopathic/antisocial, narcissistic or histrionic personality disorder but not meeting important criteria for a general personality is unusual. Haha, the internet.

ARE YOU A PSYCHOLOGIST? What about IT guys?

I'm flattered that you facebook stalked me.

Not many players score 30+ goals meandering around the channels.

Yeah he is mutual friends with you.

I have no idea what's going on in your post right now. Then again I have no idea what's going on in general.

A Finnish fellow added me on Facebook. Is it anyone of the Finnish users here?

I'd take Kroos before Cazrola. Wilshere and Martinez are completely different players... I'd pick Muller over Podolski. Dante is beast, Vermaelen is an idiot in my books. Nearly everytime I watch the Verminator I see him make a hilarious misktake. Very pantomime. Bayern are faaaaaar stronger than Arsenal.

Bayern can go fuck themselves. I hope Dortmund or someone wins it.

According to Mr Bean that is a trophy though...

Ollie and his love for puns shines through again.

Portuguese? More like Portugays. AMIRITE?

JT has a clause that matches his salary to the highest earner. /thread

Spent five years getting loaded, five years till me liver exploded.