Spike

At the Olympic games he lost his shit for a few moments when Spain were getting fucked around by the offificials.

But even then that's not creating a goal for yourself. For fucks sake it's isn't hard to understand. That's pulling a goal out of nowhere. Creating = two or more players. How hard is that to understand? NOT ALL GOALS ARE CREATED. There is such a thing as pulling a goal out of nowhere, not once have I said that isn't a possibility. Not once. All I've said is that creating a goal require one or more players, from a pass or a cross or something. Let's say Messi snatches a ball from a defender and scores. Nobody created it, because only Messi was involved. He pulled it out of nowhere. Pulling a goal out of nowhere =/= Creating a goal. DIFFERENT.

I know for a fact that 'creating your own goals' is a contradictory statement because to create in football is to put another player in a position to score. It's not a hard concept to grasp, Rapha, all creating is setting up other players in a position to score. The very nature of it requires two or more people to facilitate it. Not only is it impossible to do but it sounds stupid to say.

I'm being right and correct and spot on about terminology.

After passing to himself? Because the last time Spike checked to creating chances required a pass or a cross of something...

Creates goals himself, eh? What does he do? Run to the byline, cross the ball, run into the six yard box and then head the ball? Or does he place a through ball through the CBs, sprints up to the ball and shoots?

There is a fellow I know whose head explodes with rage everytime he sees a wide player cut in, shoot and then miss.

I just waiting for the "LOL ALL HE DUZ IS CUT INSIDE AND SHOOT WITH HIS STRONG FOOT ROLFMAO CUNT SHIT" argument to surface. I can't wait to read that every second post. JUDGE PLAYERS WHEN THEIR CHELSEA CAREER IS OVER. NOBODY WAS TOO SUNSHINE AND SMILES ABOUT DROGBA WHEN HE SIGNED HELL THERE WAS EVEN PERIODS WHERE PEOPLE ABSOLUTELY DESPISED HIM Carry on.

I fucking despise twitter. Transfer windows were much nicer without it.

All the Scottmen I've met have been giants and the Scottwomen I've met have been shorter than me. And some countries are taller than others. Australia isn't a tall country because most of the population is Irish/English and they aren't overly tall people. Whereas in Germany and Scandanaivan countries the people are huge. Of course there is always going to be short people...

Also I'm 5'9" (almost 5'10" fuck yeeaah) and that's practically a midget in Scotland.

It does have a red tint but I'm not Scottish because I wasn't suckled on a teat of whiskey. Nor do I look like a mule.

Either a product of drugs or a crippled man that didn't go through puberty properly. What what you rather be?

What the fuck is this shit? I'm not Scottish. Sure my facial hair has a red tint to it but that does not give you the right to insult me so harshly.

Why do you hate freedom?

Gundogan is hardly a product of Schalke, he played there for a year when he was 8. May as well say John Terry is a West Ham youth product. Because he was there when he about 10. Or Messi is a product of Newell's Old Boys.

Leighton Baines is a relic, an icon of days forgotten. He embodies the English spirit of the 60s and 70s. Flowing hair and flowing sideburns, he remember the post war days even though he wasn't alive. He channels Lennon, Clapton, Page, Osgood, Caine, Attenborough and Moon all rolled up into one Anglo-Saxon jam tart. The man is a lion enough for three, he is the three lions, passion, integrity, stiffupperlipness are words that do no justice to the enigma that is Leighton or Lionton as he prefers. To hate Mr Baines is to hate everything intrinsically English, it's to hate beauty incarnate and love the French. Why do you love the French, Alex?

Basically living in the same city isn't the greatest thing...And Reus was always going to end back at BVB, born in Dortmund, started his youth career their, etc, etc.

Draxler a Schalke youth product joining Dortmund? The riots would make international television.

The great purge of 13 begins.

Everything flows through Mata. All roads lead to him. He is the Rome of of our Empire.

Skips, you have to appreciate that a lot of what went wrong for BVB this season was out of his control. The team has gone through a series of injuries most notabley Sven Bender and Mats Hummels missing out large chunks of the season and even then players like Schmelzer, Kuba, and Weidenfeller have missed a smaller chunk of games. All their success has finally caught up to them and their squad depth couldn't handle it any further.

Is it really an invasion?

Hopefully. I've only heard good things about him. Though...I wouldn't be complaining if he played at Blackburn for another season. He is getting games, so I can't complain as I said.

What could have been. This is the only player I feel regret for selling too early. He was young too, only 23...