Spike

I know, I know. I should do a combination of weights and aerobic exercise but if I were to do only one which would trim the fat off faster? Repeated sets of weights or aerobic exercise. I'm well aware that I have to burn more than I eat but which requires more effort?

Sounds fine though perfectly pointless for me given that it's rap and 99.99% of rap is meant to be the lyrics and flow. Given that I only speak English...

Incest avoidance, eh? I wouldn't know the feeling... ...because I'm the only person of my family in my age group. I'm either older by 15 years or younger by 20.

Because you lie! Liar! You'd instigate it too! You'd get her nice and drunk. You're a sick cunt and you need to see a psychiatrist. Werido.

Really think about it. Forget all the stigmas. Nobody will know and there won't be a child. The most attractive person in the world. Everything is desirable, the closest thing to perfection. You would you disgusting bastard and you'd like it too. Sick cunt.

I didn't forget to include him as he retired in 2011.

If your sister/brother was the hottest bloke/bird in the world and wanted to have sex with you badly; would you? Spike tackling the heavy issues once again.

Seen that a million times. Never get sick of it. Love John Howard. Got a lot more stick than he deserved. In retrospective he is much better than the muppets, Julia Gilliard, Kevin Rudd and Tony Abbott. Get Malcolm Turnbull in!

National curriculum started the year after I left High School. Up until that point Queensland had one of the worst and least organised education system in Australia. Before the national curriculum, it was up to the teachers to decide everything. They had to create the assignments, they had to decide what was learnt. Queensland had the worst standardised test scores in Australia. To top it all off I went to one of the worst schools in the worst state for education of Australia. Where I am right now, is because of natural intelligence and a few good teachers. I'm a pretty clever fellow but I can only imagine that I'd be much smarter if I had actually went to decent school.

I didn't have much reason to go to High School most days.

State of Origin decider tomorrow same time as Chelsea.

My school didn't offer geography. They did offer 8 hour day care service five day a week, though.

Russia is also connected to Asia by land and then Asia is connected to Africa by land. Afirca = Europe = Asia. The Illuminati have struck.

That's why I said mainland Europe you ignorant cunt.

Child abuse isn't a laughing matter. Insensitive cunt.

Bigger than mainland Europe and the UK.

Like most people my most creative thinking comes in the shower. Like the water swirling down the drain my brain was swirling around the Balkans and in particular Yugoslavia. Croatia, Slovenia, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Kosovo, Macedonia, Serbia and Montenegro are all countries divided but were once united as Yugoslavia. There are a lot of social, political, religious and racial division but never mind the bollocks; how fucking brilliant would their football team currently be? Look at this 23 man squad: GK: Asimir Begovic Samir Handanovic Danijel Subasic Defence: Branislav Ivanovic Matija Nastasic Stevan Savic Darijo Srna Nevan Subotic Aleksandr Kolarov Milan Bisevac Midfield: Miralem Pjanic Luka Modric Ivan Rakitic Zdravko Kuzmanovic Milan Badej Aleksandar Ignjovski Niko Kranjcar Mateo Kovacic Attack: Edin Dzeko Mario Mandzukic Stevan Jovetic Mirko Vucinic Adem Llajic Ivan Perisic And their are literally dozens of players that could also push for a spot in the team. Talk about the real football factory of Europe.

22 million and bigger than Europe.

If you could pick just one smarmy smug bastard to smack right in the gobber, who would it be? Fabio Cunt Grosso I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate him. If you wrote the word hate on every cell that makes up my body you wouldn't have 1/1000000000 of the hate I feel for him.

If not for Roman Chelsea football club would be Leeds 2.0. Don't deny it. The club was spending well beyond it's means and was on the verge of bankruptcy. What would have saved a club that needed to sell it's best player to afford wages? Just because the club had a few Cups under it's belt and had some great players doesn't mean that it was invulnerable to the drop. Newcastle dropped, nobody thought that would happen. Monaco dropped and they had a brilliant team, even making it to the 2004 Champions League Final. Leeds them self were often around the semi-finals of the CL, they dropped. Napoli even though dominant in the 80s and 90s dropped and almost dissolved. Atletico Madrid dropped four years after they won in La Liga in 1996. A few trinkets and stars would not have saved a club hemorrhaging money. Instead of a tool to promote, Chelsea are a toy to play with. It's just lucky the little kid who owns the toy is quite fond of it.

Some of you lads are acting like spoilt brats. Almost as if you believe Chelsea is by right a bigger club than PSG. Chelsea were in the exact same position a decade ago. The only difference is that instead of bitter Chelsea fans whinging and whining, it was Liverpool fans or some shit. Whenever a Chelsea fan says with bitter adorn 'he is just doing it for the money' I cringe and murder a small kitten. You are doing this to the world, not me.

If players could only ever play for their first pro-club, this is how I think the first team would look like today: Carlton Cole Ambrose Gnahore - Josh McEachran - Liam Bridcutt - Billy Clifford Ruben Loftus Cheek Dion Conroy - Nathanial Chalobah - Sam Hutchinson - Todd Kane Jamal Blackman Subs: Rhys Evans GK Kevin Wright Alex Davey Jody Morris John Swift Alex Kiwomya That was pretty bloody hard. I really struggled to find out about older youth academy players that were released and had decent careers. I pretty much had a look at the academy and pulled out the names that performed the most admirably. Easily a upper middle tier Championship level team. No John Terry, no Betrand. They were signed from other clubs.