Spike

Don't know the twat. I'm lucky to remember his name.

Imagine if Rafa signed Xabi Alonso...sweet dreams.

He cost Madrid €30 Million. I'm not sure if he is actually a viable option but I would gladly sign him.

I think I'd actually prefer him to Sturridge. Swap deal, anyone?

And you do realise if he does play really well in Midfield there is nothing stopping Scolari from playing him there for Brasil too? There is no law that he has to play CB for Brasil.

It's so easy to forget how bloody good Michael Owen was.

David Luiz is loving this.

Mata voice is so funny. I can't take Spaniards seriously when they yell like that, they sound like little boys.

Haha suckers. This game is at the best time ever here in Oz.

I love the fact that Mata's first English novel is by Charles Bukowski. He could not have picked a more hilariously cynical alcoholic. I wonder if Mata will 'get' a lot of the humour. And how the hell can he not like fish and chips? Spoiled Spanish bastard.

Actually on the moblie skin you can't see quote boxes. So everything just flows. Into the other like. Like this.

Mata studied journalism in Madrid and is now doing another degree. Blah.

Besides Essien tore his several times. And the first time he was out for a year not six months.

@CHOULO19, mine says "Hi Spike" not "Hi Spike Spiegel" Just thought I'd mention it.

I'd say that 188 goals every minute is better though.

A person should write an article on how influential, handsome, virile and important Spike is.

Maybe he isn't playing because he is a fuckhead? I just don't know these things, he could just be a cunt and not a fuckhead for all I know.

The Kop has promised Steeeveee Geee 72 unpunched DJs if they get to 4th.

You fucking people.

CORNERS. CORNERS, STYLES.

Well, Mr Man Pee there is such a thing as a 'Letters Close' which is a classified legal document concerning a monarch granting powers, status or resources to an entity.

In Australia 'pinger' is slang for ecstasy. You've pretty much just called Xabi Alonso a drug dealer.

Isco has a release clause of €17 million. He is worth much more than that. At least €18 million.

For the millionth time, it's Xabi Alonso. Ignorant bastard.

I wonder how it feels to be prostituted to the Glazers, then?