Amblève.

As if I would give a fuck!

WELCOME HOME, JOSÉ!

(Btw, I LOVE sloths. Perfect animals)

I'm sorry

We simply won't sell a player like Luiz because of the prestige we as Chelsea have. No team that wants to contend for every trophy sells its CB numero uno to a direct rival. That's not what big clubs do.

Don't fool yourself, she was kidding

Coward

Well, my problem is that I'm falling asleep and waking up at random times. Saturday night, for example, I couldn't sleep the whole night, then slept from 9am to 5pm, and yet I fell asleep last night at 2am or so and woke up this morning at 5am. Sometimes it's like I don't need any sleep at all and sometimes I'd like to sleep the whole day. It's mostly got to do with my exams as I'm studying very often at around 1am (the best time for me personally to study). Having dinner at 10pm doesn't help either Thanks, but I don't wanna take any pills etc. Everytime I used medication I felt like a zombie when I woke up, lol.

Actually, he is. His whole system during his spell at Liverpool was based on counters, hence Torres blossomed there.

At which point do sleeping patterns become completely fucked up? Asking for a friend.

One can simply hope we're not gonna settle for signing a "08/15-Spieler" (as we call an average footballer in German) for ~20m.

Lol, if just half of the players being linked with Chelsea and Mourinho would come we'd have 40 players on the roster

Care to elaborate?

Strike. He deserves it more than everyone else.

Ramires is also running around for 90 minutes. Does that make him a leader? Nope. Schweinsteiger doesn't have a clue how to motivate and lead his team. It still baffles me, tbh, how Bayern won the CL with Lahm and Schweinsteiger as their main leaders...

True that. (Ignore these posts, Dion )

It's definitely nothing you should say to a girl minutes before you wanna sleep with her

A bit. A friend of mine who's Dutch translated that sentence for me though

Lmao, you arse

Let the spectacle begin

Our board must feel pissed about the FA's decision to make this "official" before the club did... wish Chelsea would sue them.

I don't know if he got banned for that... just ask an admin or a mod. Dunno if they're gonna reply but it's worth a try. It's absolute madness. Tbf though, this time it's even more insane, and the transfer window hasn't even opened yet...

He also posted in this thread...

Are you German?