Amblève.

Smh. Replacing the best Bundesliga striker of the last 2 seasons won't be difficult because fuck logic. No, Dortmund were never gonna pay him that much money. If you knew shit about Dortmund's financial situation you'd know that they can't afford such a big contract on their payroll. They couldn't even pay Götze the money he wanted when they were in talks for an extension, which led to Dortmund luring him by adding that buy-out clause in his last contract with Borussia which Bayern infamously made use of.

United and refs, there we go again...

Schweinsteiger is not a leader. In fact, he's the complete opposite.

"Oh, footballers in this world used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in, huh? WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN?"

Money, money and even more money.

Well, he was the only Bayern player that knew how to celebrate... for what it's worth...

Torres leading Chelsea as the captain has to be one of the most shameful moments in Chelsea history. What a disrespectful move (to say the least) by the club towards the greatest of captains this club has had. I don't care if it's a better promo to see Torres wearing the captain's armband rather than Luiz, Mikel or even Hilario, this is unforgivable and just shows what this club has come down to by wanting Torres to captain a Chelsea side.

I wish either Luiz or Mikel (or captain Torres ) had stepped up to put Toure in his place...

Thank fuck we can close this chapter!

The deal's about done mate... "Mario Götze wird kommen und Lewandowski wird auch nicht mehr lange auf sich warten lassen." - Heynckes

Disappointed in him going to Bayern as well. That's not a gentleman move. At all. Edit: The way Heynckes mentioned (right after the fucking game) that Lewandowski's gonna join Bayern was absolutely humiliating towards Dortmund. "Götze's coming and Lewandowski won't be long in coming as well." You simply don't say such things right after you have won a CL final against the team that will lose its striker. Bayern have no class. Absolutely no fucking class. First, the announcement of the Götze transfer 1 day before Dortmund's semi-final clash with Real. And now, the announcement of the Lewandowski transfer minutes after the last whistle. What a pathetic bunch of mofos.

Citeh's keeper looks obese.

Didn't he play his 100th match for England a few months back?

The club considers him a legend. Class.

No proof, never happened.

Why do I have to witness Torres wearing the armband? Which sin did I commit to be punished this severely?!

You feel like sharing the tape?

We're playing as if we're drunk, lol.

RLC's name on the back of shirt looks a bit shite... too long to fit well.

MIKEL GOT DA SKILLZ

It's not even comparable. One game's a league match and the other one's probably the biggest game in the career of a player.

Luiz, Mikel and Hilario all deserve to be named captain before Torres. What an absolute disgrace.

Disgusting. What a disgrace to the game of football. Fucking hate Bayern even more now, no class at all.

Bayern don't have a clue how to celebrate, smh.