Amblève.

No, we are obviously not. After all, we only play shit and lose games. But of course, in Mourinho's world we're probably 3rd or some shit

"Doesn't look that bad" lol I've seen basketball player fracture their hip failing on the floor like that

I don't approve of that move

Neuer's "kamikaze" actions only give people headaches who don't watch him regularly. In 99% of cases he does the right thing.

I remember Urretaviscaya being pretty awesome on some older FIFA

By "play" you mean be a physical object in the RB position, right? Because playing either as RB takes away all their strenghts and harms the team immensely both going forward and defending that side.

@The Skipper, I can't believe you forgot to make me Mikel's personal assistent. Jesus fuck, man

Not even 2 tinfoil hats could spare me your nonsense I just wasted seconds on to load.

We're a black hole for positivity and good football. There's really no reason for anyone other Chelsea fans to tune in for our games and even then I personally have a hard time motivating myself to watch the games when I see what lineup Mourinho chooses to lead us to the promised land.

Or you know, maybe, just maybe, a Belgian is biased towards a keeper from Belgium? Mind = blown. The fact that you state that De Gea was playing badly from February to July says it all, though. He basically carried United throughout the whole season ffs, and the improvement he showed over the last season has him on par with Courtois, if not even above him one could argue. I personally wouldn't put either of them above the other one; style-wise and because I'm a shit and biased Chelsea fan I take Courtois. But to call it United-tainted propaganda if someone dares to believe that De Gea is as good as the beloved Thibaut is something. I don't read any sports newspapers and usually I even watch football games with no commentary so how does you logic about this United media apply on me? Good lawd, some objectivity wouldn't hurt you guys.

Well, obviously. He wants us to be shit so his beloved United have a chance of winning something

This whole Oscar thing has been so bad at so many fronts... wearing #11 AND #8, shipping out the most creative player since Zola in Mata before Oscar had even earned the #10 position, casting aside KDB, preaching this #10-has-to-play-defense BS and the list goes on. Just fuck off, please.

The best part is Mourinho still clapping lmao

And we castrated ourselves.

Says the most about Mourinho, though

Didn't offer anything offensively (bad decision making, bad passing accuracy, no through balls, never offered his teammates a passing option), jogged on defense.

Actually I thought he was horrible.

The man, the legend lives on.

How dare you

Yeah, that backline was unfortunately to be expected

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/chelsea/12022632/Jose-Mourinho-Wesley-Sneijder-and-Deco-were-better-at-number-10-than-Eden-Hazard.html Sneijder and Deco couldn't defend shit tho

Oh gawd, at least one of Oscar and Costa won't be subbed off

This is so friggin' moronic. You keep 2 non-factors in Oscar and Costa in the game but sub off Hazard who has been involved in every dangerous attack of ours

He's basically just out there to keep the pitch warm for Mikel's glorious arrival

I should come on for Oscar