Amblève.

We've got no control at all atm. This is worrying.

What an unbelievably poor finish.

When I grow up I want to be as good at shooting penalties as Lampard is.

Lampard converts the penalty. WHAT ELSE MOFUGGAS?!

FFS Lamps! Don't touch that fucking ball!

Lmao am I the only one who heard somebody shouting "wanker" there?

Nah, Ba's a smart guy. He'd infect himself with inability-to-score-goalsitis if he did that.

Torres looks like he got raped in a prison.

That would be the overkill. Yet again.

The pictures of Fat Spanish Wanker at our sideline today will hurt even more.

You're always hungover, aren't you?

Because, unlike Torres, Oscar, Ramires and Lamps have to start, unless you wanna play Ake in the double pivot and Marin on the wing.

FUCK OFF BENITEZ, JUST FUCK OFF. That fucking ladyboy is starting again? Really?! I mean: REALLY?! What kinda mental problems do you have, Benitez?

NHL HOCKEY IS BACK! Edit: I really hate hearing the American anthem before the games start...

Perfect assist by Lukaku. Held the ball up and laid it off to his teammate then. WBA still down by 1.

Right before the game vs Arsenal. What a timing!

Torres was Carlo's choice.

Dammit, that's a fucking good point. Sry Albus, I've always known you've got the better one. The word you are looking for is "bully". Yeah, you're my bitch now. So bring me a sandwich or you'll have to get that dress off your body.

Lol didn't even know it's a dress. Anyway, it's your nickname now. DEAL WITH IT.

TWO CAN'T PLAY THAT GAME! IT'S NOT ALLOWED.

What I said to Rompie.

Gandalf's beard >>>>>>>>>>>

City would bring on Dzeko now, United would bring on Cuntarito and Chelsea bring on Torres. Feel free to cry.