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Oscar 11. Just rolls off the tongue!

So A COURT OF LAW finds him innocent, but the FA charge him as guilty. Makes sense.

Really wouldn't mind if we tried to bring him in. He's proven that he can play in tandem with another striker. He wouldn't cost an astronomical sum, just over £20m as opposed to £35-45m like Cavani or Falcao, he and his family love London, and it would drastically weaken Arsenal. Yes, he's 28 and has had injury problems in the past, but he won't be asked to single handedly carry a team like he was last season. Another thing to consider is the differences between ours and Arsenals medical staff. Look whatnhappens over there; someone picks up a small nick and is out for months. Wilshere has been out for a fucking year! Remember when JT was injured last season and it was thought he'd be out for like 4 weeks? Came back in 2. Sturridge was going to miss the Olympics because of infection. Makes Olympic squad and praises our medical staff. Gary Cahill with his jaw? Fixed ahead of schedule. I think he'd be absolutely lethal here. He wouldn't have to move his family, can receive higher wages, and will almost certainly be challenging for EVERY trophy in Europe, including one against City right off the bat. This could be a brilliant buy, mates. Even if he doesn't work out, he'd sell a shit load of shirts, our global brand will have grown immensely, and we have all of these new sponsorships to cover the cost. We can MORE than afford to take the financial hit if he fails. Can't really say the same if £40m Cavani didn't work.

Just reading through some opposing clubs' forums and they're all impressed with Oscar. I even sense a bit of concern from Citeh's Blue Moon boards. One poster said we're now a RB and young CB away from being a serious threat. They have a 10 page thread for him since we signed him yesterday.

He passes better with the outside of his boot than most of our current players do with the insides of theirs.

How sick would it be it Hulk dominates in front the English fans tonight and signed for us tomorrow?

Yep, same lineup as the last friendly I believe.Definitely watching this one over Team GB.

Only somewhat depressing thing about this loss is repeatedly hearing the commentator say that United beat this AllStar team 5-0 last year in preseason.

Think it was pretty plain to see today which players need to be sold and loaned out. Even though that last goal wasn't his fault, both of our backup keepers are complete shit.

Alexi Lalas just pulled the "parking the bus" card. Fucking muted.

LOL yeah I can't stand watching my fellow Americans talk about football. Pretty painful.Hope Yossi isn't as useless as a plank like he was in the first match.

I have a sneaky suspicion that we're saving the fabled 11 for a certain green beast. Perhaps even Cavani/Falcao eventually.

What squad number do you guys reckon? 13? Maybe Malouda's gone(PLEASE GOD!) by the time he joins up and takes 15?

Damnit, talkSport! Get to Chelsea! Fuck Arsenal and Loserpoo.

Unfortunately no. I have their app on my iPad.

Mates, listen into talkSport right now. The topic is "Who can stop Chelsea now!?"

Non- Chelsea fans seem to think all of these signings we're making are to prepare for Guardiola's inevitable hiring. I think Robbie will do well with this bunch.

Don't know what's more concerning; the fact that we haven't signed a proper right winger, or that Malouda is still in a Chelsea shirt.

Fucking hell..... Imagine the terror of Arsenal and Manc fans if we somehow bought Cavani.

100% believe if someone were to bid €45m they'd happily take it.

I actually kinda like Mancini, at least his personality. Like how he stood up to players like Tevez and Balotelli at times. My respect skyrocketed when he and Fergie got into it on the sidelines during the derby. Seeing Fergie turn into a red beast had me loling. On topic: FUCKING SIGN HULK!

Doubt we'll ever see him playing alongside his brother.

In my opinion, Arsenal won't be nearly as flukey and lucky without RvP, Spuds will lose Modric and won't be as strong, and I'm not so sure Newcastle will be as good as they were.3rd is the lowest I can see us finishing as long as we're healthy. I think we're probably just as good as United now, and with a those three signings stated above, we'd be right there with City.

Hulk + Oscar + Azpilicueta = Chelsea being co-favorite, if not prohibitive favorite for the prem title. Hulk is the most important piece to the puzzle. A must buy in my opinion. Even if it takes £35-38m, we should just do it. Shirt sales and new sponsorship will ensure we won't be regretting it later. I know he'll be a success here. DO IT ROMAN!

You would think Levy would just lower the price a bit to get him away from the club ASAP as to hurry and find a replacement, but no...now that bastard is demanding MORE! Watch him force Modric to stay another season.