Pizy

Wish we could clone Azpi too.

Cavani or Suarez for me. Cavani if he does indeed want to leave PSG or Suarez if Liverpool miss top 4. Make Liverpool an offer they can't refuse and Suarez can be our last ever mega-cash signing before this FFP era starts. We would seriously be fucking unstoppable with Suarez in the form he's in now. And why do papers keep linking Cavani with United? That's the absolute LAST position they'd need to buy a huge money singing. RvP, Rooney, Welbeck, and Hernandez. Why the hell would they need another striker. That's Daily Fail for you.

That explains it then.

Not a Mandzukic fan myself. I think he's been made to look better than he really is because he's surrounded by the best squad in the world. Just like Mario Gomez. He's left Bayern now and I've literally not heard his name since. Think it's pretty clear Bayern feel the same since they've signed Lewandowski. I think he'd flop here.

Hope José is watching him here and seeing why he should be avoided at all costs. Absolute cunt and instigator. He actually seeks out trouble and just doesn't seem to care. He gets frustrated and can't be controlled. Just a nasty player.

Just watching that Hazard video on the last page again. Notice how fucking lazy Yaya is defensively and without the ball. Just casually jogging around like he isn't bothered.

**Game is on USA rather than NBC for fellow Americans here due to the Olympics.** I'd go with a Lamps-Matic pivot and give Schürrle and Cole starts. Salah can replace Hazard or Schürrle later in the second half. As long as we lock down the midfield I'm extremely confident we'll win. That's why it's imperative that Matic starts in this or any big Premier League match. We can't afford to play Ramires-Lamps or Mikel-Lamps and just get bypassed in midfield with a single ball which happens often whenever those partnerships play.

Oh man. If they don't sack Muelenstein tonight, how amazing would it be if he leads this dire Fulham side into Old Trafford and gets something against the man who got rid of him? C'mon football gods! You didn't fail us yesterday.

Okay, now I DEFINITELY want to see this lot embarrass United this weekend. PLEASE! The look on Moyes' face would be priceless.

I wouldn't mind seeing them get relegated. Absolutely pointless club. Tiny ground they can't even fill, tiny fan base, never come close to winning anything these days.I REALLY want to see West Ham and that arrogant cunt Allardyce go down as well.

Not watching the match, but apparently Fulham are playing some lower league side and looking absolutely abysmal. If United can't beat them at the weekend then Moyes should be sacked in the tunnel. Think it would be hilarious to see, but then they'd actually appoint a proper manager.

They just got shit on and embarrassed by Sunderland at home. Keep the confidence up and foot on the peddle. Give Ba the start against his former side with Lamps and Matić in the pivot.

Fucking awesome reading all of the haters from other clubs now slurping the juice out of José's asshole now. "And we hired David Moyes." HAHAHAHAHA!

Have a bad feeling that all of these great chances are gonna come back to haunt us. Willian should've done so much better on that 4 v 1.

I kinda like it. Oscar and Salah as subs to bring high energy in the second half.

Would be an amazing coming out party for Matić to announce himself. Shut Yaya down on this enormous stage.

Literally the exact team I'd pick. Maybe Oscar for Ramires.

Fucking hell! They should EASILY win all of those.

Jesus, mate.I thought I dropped the f-bomb a lot!

I look forward to next season and beyond when we no longer dread matches like this but rather can't wait for them. That's what a world class, in form striker will do for us. Teams like United, City, and Liverpool go in to big games like this knowing ahead of time that they have a striker that can score at any time and from any place. None of ours can do that and we currently rely on a winger to be our match winner. That winger will be man marked by 2 or 3 players in most games. If we had an Agüero or a Suarez leading our line for a game like this I'd be chomping at the bit for it to start. As it is, I can't say I'm excited for this one. I think we'll play a very good match but in the end just won't have the teeth to edge it. I think it'll be a 1-1 draw.

Have a bad feeling that Matic will start on the bench and we'll see the dreaded Ramires/Lampard pivot. I really hope not.

Exact same feeling here. I honestly think we'd smash Arsenal. Think we'll rope them in fairly easily. They're the weakest side in the top 4 in my opinion.I don't see them beating any of us, City, Liverpool, or even United whom they all have left.

Palace were never getting anything here. Arse will now be 5 points ahead of us. Just have to hope this murderous couple of runs they have will be the end of them.

Steal one as in all 3 points is what I meant.Anything but a loss I'd take in all honesty.

How awesome it would be if we capitalize and steal one at the Etihad. All comes down to how we set up our midfield.