Pizy

Arsenal fans saying "it's only their first preseason game, they're wayyy fresher than us!" Yeah, it's your 3rd preseason game so you should be much sharper and further ahead than us. Idiots!

Michy, Willian, and Moses in particular were excellent that half. Kante looks sharp as well. We look significantly sharper than Arsenal and they're deeper in preseason than we are. Also, did anyone even know Lacazette was on the pitch? Don't think he had a touch in the final third.

So that's the 2 best LB options out of the equation now. Surely we have to be signing someone to compete with Alonso and provide depth. We have a couple of players who can play on the right side in case Moses is out. No one for the left.

Likely the team we'll see for the first part of the season until Hazard and Bakayoko are fit. With Morata for Bats, obviously.

I don't think we'd spend £50m or more on him. City will pay whatever it takes because they simply don't care.

Don't like it one bit but £50m would be daylight robbery.

Wenger would probably let you bang his wife before he'd sell Chelsea a player. Would be a great signing, though.

So still no update on his situation? I see him in what I assume is the rehab center at Cobham with Hazard in those pics with Morata.

Here to post on the 1st page so that I can hopefully look back in 5 years time after he's scored 100 goals and remember this day.

No squad number confirmed?

Highly doubt we're still in the market for a CB. Especially not one that'll cost £50m or more. Think he only wants Liverpool anyway for some strange reason.

Unlike Mata, Matic isn't a vanity board signing. Mourinho is clearly desperate for him which tells me that he sees him as key. We need a minimum of 4 midfielders for this season.

Seeing the United rumors picking up again. I'll be raging if we do it. Don't improve our direct rivals, FFS!

Wasn't there a player recently who complained that his club was keeping him prisoner? Maybe Diego will say that.

I await the shit he's going to talk about the club once he finally goes. Wonder what kind of shots he's going to take at Conte.

Please, Chelsea! I 100% believe he'd choose us in a heartbeat over City of we bid.

Unless it's Matic himself who's trying to force his way out I'd refuse to sell him. Juve can fuck off for refusing to do business with us regarding Sandro and Man United can fuck off for a whole host of reasons. Matic can stay and be and excellent rotational player. If we enter the season in 4 competitions with only Cesc, Bakayoko, and Kante we'd be dangerously short of bodies. Say Kante picks up a serious injury early in the season. What the hell would we do? If Kante or Cesc snapped an ankle in China or Singapore we'd enter the season with only 1 fit CM. We keep Matic and we have the strongest midfield options in the PL.

Would take our summer business thus far from solid to fantastic. Just can't see them selling their two best defenders and 3 of their back 5 in the same window.

The fact that £58m isn't considered a "heavy" price tag anymore is just insane to me. But it really isn't when you see what other clubs are paying for players. Morata for just a tad more than Walker/Stones/Sterling and about 30m less than Lukaku/Pogba. Even fucking Arsenal have spent £50m on a player this summer!

We need agents Bakayoko and Batshuayi to text him nonstop to get him to choose us.

That would be sickening. Anywhere but United, ffs!

Exactly. Benteke is completely out of the question not only for how much he'd cost but also because he's too good to be 3rd choice. Way younger than Llorente as well.

Get in!

Never thought I'd see us spend more than £50m on a player again!