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God help us if Alonso is injured or rotated, that's all I have to say. 😅 No way is Kenedy near the level required.

All these tweets from shite sources getting our fans' hopes up that Mahrez will sign. Just setting themselves up for disappointment.

Haven't seen any updates on midfield targets in a while.

Loves a cross, apparently.

Reading around it sounds like he's a very attacking player and pretty weak defensively. Much like Moses I suppose.

What the hell is a zappacosta? Sounds like a brand of insect killer!

Wh...who!?

Whoever it is running the official Chelsea Twitter is a massive troll. I'll admit it's making me laugh. 😂

City are a club who show genuine ambition and desire to become elite. Just like PSG. Walker, Mendy, Danilo, Bernardo Silva, and soon Alexis. All class players who significantly improve their first team. On any given match day they will have over £100m worth of class on their bench. Their squad is, without exaggeration, miles better than ours. Not even remotely close. Contrast that with Chelsea who can't even sign 2nd or 3rd tier players.

At least if Mahrez is off to Barca, Leicester will be significantly easier next week. 😏

Really is starting to look as though Drinkwater is our last target remaining. Wow.

This is turning into an absolute embarrassment of a window. Llorente looked a sure fire, 100% nailed on certainty and now he's off to a hated rival. Unreal.

Mahrez would be a complete luxury signing. He's not really "needed" per se, but would just give us more quality options to choose from in attack. I just don't think Leicester will sanction the sales of basically all of their best players on the last day with no hope of adequate replacements. They surely won't sell Mahrez, Drinkwater, and Gray who is being linked away.

I'll eat a hat if we sign Mahrez. Not happening. Seeing a lot of buzz now about Draxler to Arsenal to replace Sanchez. What a huge downgrade that would be.

Literally like an inexperienced child is running our club!

If it wasnt so sad, it would actually be laughable how completely incompetent whoever is handling transfers is. There should be a complete clear out of the entire board if we don't sign a few players today. Uncceptable for a club this size to be run like fucking amateurs. Won't blame Conte one bit if he leaves next summer.

Mahrez is such a Barca player but I'm still shocked that they've gone for him. Didn't think he was a big enough name.

IMAGINE! Just imagine we get hijacked for our backup striker that's seemingly the easiest deal we would make. 😂😂😂

Llorente will be our final signing this window, watch.

I wonder what would happen if no deal is struck? Surely he can't just sit on his ass in Brazil for 4 months while he's under contract here. Would that not be a breach of contract or something?

Just saying! 😆 Every top side has those sorts of games where a shite opponent happens to have a good day. Couple of the big sides already have.

There will be days against the parked buses of the West Brom's/Stoke's/West Ham's of the world where we'll have chance after chance and not be able to score. Being able to bring Llorente on in those circumstances will be nice. I'm sure he'll also get plenty of starts in the League Cup and early rounds of the FA Cup. No downsides at all for such a low price. Unless your name is Michy Batshauyi.

Having him in addition to either Willian or Pedro rampaging down our right flank could've been something special. Instead he'll go to Liverpool and be a rotational midfield player and have his best attributes wasted. Shame. I wouldn't be nearly as angry as I am right now if this had happened weeks ago. Now, unless we panic buy someone who's only decent and nothing more, we're shit out of luck as far as wing backs go. Only thing that really gives me hope is that we "panic bought" Marcos Alonso last deadline day, everyone thought he was average and laughed that he was ex-Sunderland, and he turned out to be a fantastic buy. Let's pray that we strike gold again.

They're apparently still after Lemar, too. Surely that means Coutinho is off? Otherwise Liverpool may end up having their best ever transfer window.

Think we'd have been interested if he was for sale but I doubt we would ever consider a loan.