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The one shining area of this poor run were on has been the defending. Now we look like fucking Liverpool at the back! If we don't score a 3rd before they score we may drop points here. Or worse!

Are we trying to concede here!? Seriously, what the fuck is our defense doing?

Our keeping and defending has been woeful today. Jesus!

Whole lot of very sloppy defending from us here. Sharpen up or they'll score.

UNBELIEVABLE GOAL! UNBELIEVABLE START!

I noticed Knockeart isn't in their squad today and he has been their most dangerous player whenever I've watched Brighton this season. Izquierdo is also on their bench and I e seen him look very dangerous as well. Even with us missing so many players, if the ones that are starting here perform at their best level we should easily have enough to beat a promoted side.

Team as expected. What a terrible time to pick up so many injuries and have suspensions. So little quality in depth today.

As much as Conte doesn't seem to fancy Bats, I highly doubt he'd start Musonda over him.

I don't know which I'm most concerned about, our attack with Bats leading the line or our midfield with zero creativity due to Cesc being out.

Can you stop making so many double or even triple posts, please. This is a forum, not a text message chain.

So no Morata, Pedro, Cesc, Cahill, and probably no Drinkwater or Tibo. Tomorrow should be fun...

I seriously considered deleting my account upon seeing this thread on the recent posts section. FFS...

Yep. We can scratch that one off, I guess. Back to Peter Crouch.

I just think he's the sort of striker that we wouldn't need to worry about our overall level and goal threat dropping off a cliff with him starting games. That's what we need. We looked like a blunt butter knife when Batshuayi played. Dzeko is a huge threat in the air and with his feet and is a physical handful as well. Basically what i'm saying is I wouldn't be shitting myself or nervous about Morata being injured/suspended if Dzeko is the one filling in. Only downside to bringing him in is the fact he's cup tied in the CL. He'd cause Barca trouble coming on late in the games.

Now this is more like it. Dzeko on a short term deal as a rotational option would be fantastic if he'd actually agree to it.

Almost had a stroke when I saw this thread.

Thank fuck. Time to move on to Rondon now. Maybe we'll revive our interest in Wayne Rooney!

Why not Yao Ming?

"Peter Crouch" is trending worldwide on Twitter currently with the entire football world laughing at us. This has to be a fucking troll. I refuse to believe that this would even be a possibility. I don't even think bottom of the table Swansea would take Crouch yet the reigning champions apparently would. Madness.

Honestly, I'd rather stick David Luiz up front than sign Crouch.

Just when I thought it couldn't get worse. I'm convinced now that someone is actively sabotaging this club. PETER FUCKING CROUCH!? Isn't he like 40 years old? What is happening!?

Maybe we'll launch an ambitious move for Solomon Rondon.

Wonder what the geniuses at the club are thinking now. What other subpar, low-midtable level strikers will we target next? Meanwhile, Arse are about to sign Aubameyang. We'll then have easily the weakest attacking options in the top 6.

I know, right!? Watching Zappa and Alonso trying to do so is painful. Alonso is too slow to run by anyone and Zappacosta tries the same move that hardly ever comes off. Moses is much better but still not great.

If he's back fit I don't mind this. Watching him on the old YouTube and he looks very similar to Alex Telles. Good pace, great skill, can actually beat a player 1 v 1.