Pizy

After a humiliating and embarrassing start to the season Arse have really turned things around results wise. They aren’t actually that far behind the contenders now if they win this.

He didn’t mention Ruben, right? So you assume he’s good to go tomorrow. TT seemed pleased with Saul the other day so maybe he’ll be up to speed enough to finally start if Kante isn’t ready to do so.

Thank fuck we’re so deep in midfield.

I mean, it’s Tuesday and he’s 20 years old. That’s plenty of rest between games for a kid like him.

Tuchel probably wants to keep CHO in match rhythm but also needs to get other players minutes. So makes sense to play him out of position in such an easy game. Not sure why anyone’s bothered about the League Cup.

We haven’t learned our lesson yet about Chelsea being the antidote to teams being at rock bottom? 😄

They’ll probably batter that Spuds side who are one of the few teams that are as poorly coached as they are. That’ll probably (hopefully) buy Ole some more time. If he beats both Spuds this weekend and Atalanta it’ll probably save him for awhile. That is unless City do to them what Liverpool did in a couple of weeks. 😂

It’s the League Cup, man. You shouldn’t be nervous anyways. 😄

Yeah, why not? He’d be the perfect attacking wingback under Conte.

Conte coming in mid season would stabilize them and should certainly secure them top 4. But I don’t think he’d be able to pull off a miracle like TT did for us. He just doesn’t have the midfield or wingback personnel to implement his style. But Conte with a summer transfer window to bring in a couple is a scary prospect. Like if they were to sign Rice and Lamptey they’d have one hell of a team with a serial winner coaching them.

Hope they leave him in place for just a few more weeks so they’re absolutely zero threat to us in the league. If Conte comes in and does a Tuchel it isn’t inconceivable that they could claw back into title contention.

The hell is going on in our boardroom?

Think the best case for us opposition fans if Ole goes is that they stupidly appoint Zidane. Don’t think he would get this team to play much better than Ole has. Let’s hope they do that. Conte would whip their asses into shape and make a monster of them after a window or two to sort their midfield out.

United have some very tough fixtures ahead of this as well. If they don’t sack him tonight this could get even worse. Their issue is that they have apparently not even considered sacking him or begun planning for his successor. So they’d be either appointing someone on ultra short notice or it’ll be weeks before something is sorted.

OH. MY. WORD. And the little smile by Pogba as he’s going off. Ole is done, 100%.

Sadly, I think we’re going to get a “Solskjaer has left the club by mutual consent” statement tomorrow morning.

FIVE Salah is utterly LETHAL, my word. At this rate for another year or two and he may go down as a top 3 PL player ever.

Just think, Arse started with 0 points from 9 and were extremely fortunate to win a couple of their games against shit teams like Norwich. Almost everyone had been clowning them and saying Arteta was out of his depth. And yet they’re now level with United. The most expensively assembled team in history. 😂😂😂😂😂

United have conceded more goals in ONE HALF today than we have all season! 😂😂😂😂😂 ”Better defense than Chelsea” says Scholes. 😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

GOOD LORD 😳😳😳 He might HAVE to go now, ffs. By his own hand. May have to walk away.

Unless Salah and perhaps one of their starting midfielders get injured for an extended period they will be right there until the end. Their only consistent looking weakness is their vulnerability to the counter. Especially from wide areas.

Harry Maguire is utterly horrendous. Another player who people MASSIVELY overrated when United played decently last season. We have 4 CB’s better than Maguire.

Scholes said just a few days ago on Gary Neville’s fan video that they had a better defense than us! 😂😂😂 And he said our defense was the reason we aren’t title contenders. He’s a shit pundit.

Liverpool were always going to be a contender, let’s be honest. So to put 8 points between us and United already is HUGE. So I’m not that bothered if they go in to lose this. Just hope the Glazers don’t come to their senses and sack Ole for Conte after this.

Really, really hope we’re still in for Declan Rice next summer. Such a good player. Can’t let him go to United where he’d be the missing piece for them. Chelsea fan, Chelsea product, best mates with several of our players. He’ll cost a huge amount but will be in our team for a decade.