Pizy

It’s still incredibly sad to see what has become of him. From top 3-5 player in the world at the time when he left us to completely irrelevant now. He was one of the most feared and respected players around and now he’s the butt of jokes everywhere.

All we need now is a Ferrari 1-2 in Monaco tomorrow and this is a dream weekend.

Liverpool made one big mistake. They didn’t shoot between Courtois’ legs. 🤣🤣🤣

Don’t crumble now, Madrid!

Casemiro is shite. Slow as fuck, plays so many dumbass passes, and struggles to control the ball. Never really rated him, tbh. Just lucky to have played in a midfield with prime Modric and Kroos over the years.

LiVARpool strikes again. That’s a fucking goal, ffs.

Real Madrid’s midfield and defense look so old and slow. No idea how to deal with Liverpool so far.

All I want is for Liverpool to lose in the most heartbreaking way possible. Is that too much to ask for? 🤣 Like on pens or something as karma for beating us twice that way this season.

Was debating whether or not I’d even bother watching this. I will indeed start to watch but if Liverpool go up by a couple of goals I’m switching it off and avoiding Twitter for at least a couple of days.

Kante is still someone you want starting in a big match against a big team. Premier League or Champions League. Like, if we are playing against any of the other big PL clubs I would want a fit Kante in the XI. He is still capable of amazing single matches or run of a few matches just not for an entire season like he used to. For those reasons there’s no chance I’d sell him to United unless it was for a silly fee we couldn’t really say no to like £50m.

Borna Sosa should be the wingback target #1.

It’s pretty much a no brainer for him to choose Spuds over us if we were ever even interested. Worked with Conte, knows precisely what he wants, and will walk straight into their first XI. He would’ve been a backup here and he probably feels like he’s too good for that. Very solid signing for them, annoyingly. Like I’ve said previously, if Conte brings in 3-4 quality signings this summer he’ll probably feel like he can do some serious damage.

Spending big money on 3 CB’s in the same summer is overkill. Two + Colwill getting the Chalobah treatment (lots of game time though not a starter every match) should be good. Azpi, AC, and Rüdiger out, Koundé, Gvardiol, and Colwill in. We’ll then need a new wingback of some sort to replace Azpi and Alonso.

Not sure I could take another season of seeing Azpi get torched defensively, not be able to recover at all if someone gets by him, play terrible forward passes to nobody, and smack 5 crosses per match into the man defending him. I totally understand Tuchel loving his leadership and spirit but for goodness sake, he has been past it and finished at the elite level for 2 seasons now. Just let him go enjoy his final playing days in his sunny homeland. With as frequently as Reece picks up injuries we could once again be looking at having painfully poor Azpi playing dozens of matches. And that sever,y hampers our cutting edge in attack.

See our name has been linked with Pau Torres again. Personally, he doesn’t impress me at all. He looks like kind of a lanky, awkward CB who is a bit sluggish. He just screams average to me. Doesn’t feel Chelsea quality to my eyes. He looks nowhere close to as impressive as Gvardiol. Let United blow €50-60m on him. Has flop written all over him.

Good point. Still, imagining Lukaku in a highly technical team that try to pass people to death is hilarious.

The least Barca-like player possible. The anti-Barca if you will. There’s more of a chance that I play for Barca than Lukaku, ffs. 😂

Now confirmed, Villa sign Diego Carlos. That surely can’t be goo for our Koundé pursuit. They get that deal done seemingly instantly yet Sevilla act like total cunts when we’ve been working in signing Koundé…

Just saw Romano tweet that things are moving quickly with Villa and Diego Carlos. Are they really going to agree to let both of their best CB’s go at once?

Because he’s on obscene wages. What I’m saying is that if he had reasonable wage demands there would be a queue a mile long for him. He’s not impossible for PSG to get rid of because of his declining ability, it’s because nobody else wants to pay him a million € a month or whatever insane salary he’s earning.

Neymar will always have resale value. He’s one of the 3 most famous footballers on the planet. He could come here and lose a leg and you’d still have clubs lining up to take him off our hands because he’d sell millions of shirts.

There were rumors a couple of years ago that he could go to Real Madrid. I could only see them as a possible destination. The only other clubs that could afford his wages are the Manchester clubs but City have zero need for him since they’re loaded in that area and United have (probably) learned their lesson about going for flashy names rather than players who fit their team.

Neymar strikes me as the kind of dude who is perfectly at peace collecting his mega wages in Paris and not having to exert himself much week in and week out. Doubt he’d want to come to the most challenging league to get kicked to shreds.

I’d be fine with either.

Sell Werner and one of Ziyech or Pulisic, buy Nkunku, and sign Dembele on a free. Much as I’d love to move Lukaku I don’t think there’s a chance of that. So yes, he’ll still be here. Between he, Nkunku, and Havertz that should be plenty of goals.