Melanicus

Good one! Just get another striker and that's it.

Priceless photo.

Falcao is overrated. Should I say more?

Mourinho's wish-list: - Mangala (CB, Porto) - Papa (CB, Schalke) - Coentrao (LB, Real) - De Rossi (CDM, Roma) - Isco (CAM, Malaga) - Hulk (ST, Zenit)

Romelu Lukaku: "I want to play as much as possible next season." Romelu Lukaku: "I want to have a good World Cup, so I need to be ready for it." Romelu Lukaku: "I am tempted to play for clubs like Everton, Fulham or even West Bromwich Albion again." Romelu Lukaku: "But I won`t go to Tottenham. They are an attractive club, but out of respect for Chelsea I won`t strengthen one of their direct rivals in London."

What's the problem with some of you? Like someone gives a fuck about winning that shitty tournament. Just: - play the youth team - Mourinho gets to know his team - ??? - profit $$$

My favorite non-Chelsea footballer right now. Him and Alonso are so good in my opinion. So yeah, I'd absolutely love him here. This guy is mental & badass. Get him. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvXlNlWCoJ4

Shot of the day. Coincidence? I think not.

Courtois prefers Atletico Madrid return to Premier League loan The 21-year-old Chelsea goalkeeper is adamant that he would rather stay at the La Liga club for another year instead of gaining experience at a mid-table English team This lad talks some sense.

Luka Modric to join Jose Mourinho at Chelsea? Transfer gossip and news from Saturday's papers Car pool! Mourinho could pick up £30m Modric on his return to Stamford Bridge Fuck yeah.

Nevermind, don't give a fuck this game too. Just play some young players and rest the first team and sign Mourinho.

WTF? Didn't we just play them today?

Blackman was so shit.

Premier League 1. Chelsea 2. Don't give a fuck 3. Don't give a fuck 4. Don't give a fuck 5. Spurs F.A Cup Final Chelsea 5 - 0 Spurs League Cup Final Chelsea 5-0 Spurs Uefa Super Cup Chelsea 5-0 Borrusia Uefa Champions League Final Chelsea 5-0 Bayern

It says that Roman agreeed terms with Jose Mourinho.

Expectations I had for this conference: And me after conference: Nothing new said. Every fool knew Jose wouldn't stay at Real next season.

1. Look closely. 2. Cut this racist's dog's balls and balls of everyone who supports his lies. Even if it was meant for Muslera (although it was 100% meant for Drogba), it's still racism and UEFA should fine all those fucking racists and this classless club. 3. From every Chelsea fan. 4. I don't give a fuck wheter they build a statue or sucked his cock. Racism is everywhere and Turkey isn't exception. All of the Turks I've ever met were, I won't say racist, but very extremal to their religion and culture, to the point of negleting other cultures and religions. 5. All those fanatic idiots who kill people for football should be sterilled. 6. Who said it's OK? 7. Fuck you.