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Can only assume Mo didn't make it up to Stoke in time from his panto performance as Jack in Jack and the Beanstalk at the Churchill Theatre in Bromley. It's a cruel world. Shame.

No Mo Salah. As good a reason as any to crack on with a box of Celebrations

Their defence obviously isn't up to much. Even Mo Salah managed to score against this lot

Go away sky I want to hear from Claude on Arsenal fan TV, not Arsene Wenger. Martin Tyler is such a biased idiot as well

Having your hand over the arse of your own sister? Maybe a move to Norwich would be beneficial to him. He could really relate to the fans there

I got Bolivia

Club are apparently flirting with the idea of moving the dugouts to the west stand and away fans back to the east lower

Sorry to hear that. Will let people I know who are going aware of it and ask them to spread the word

Haha fuck off Stoke you absolute shit stain of a City. Keep going on about your amazing support, remind me of the time it ever got to John Terry that you shouted shit at him. Actually remind me of when you ever brought more than 1200 to a game at Stamford Bridge. Tinpot muppets with an overinflated opinion of themselves who hate everything.

He does have a reputation for being a bit of a prize bellend

From the fan forum meeting with the club last month: Ground expansion Bruce addressed several questions raised about a new stadium. The Club commented that at present it is not looking at new sites. The two options looked at most closely were Battersea Power Station which has now gone, and Earl's Court. From a construction only perspective it is possible to increase the size of the stadium. However other issues would need to be resolved such as financial viability, ingress and egress, rights of light, property behind the Shed End, listed buildings etc.. Consultation announced in the summer is part of the process but there is no final plan ready. Stadium redevelopment here has always been our first choice. The ideal capacity is 60,000. No application has been made yet and we are still looking at several designs. There are two options for rebuilding, either stand by stand or all in one. We had a short informal meeting with Twickenham as we need to consider all the options. We haven't made the decision on whether to move out during any potential rebuild and are looking at two factors. The first is financial and is a trade off. The other aspect is what the fans would prefer. As regards ticketing at a rebuilt stadium the Club can't make any comment about prices. Safe standing would be considered by the Club in a bigger stadium if the law changes. Asked if there would be a system in place for current ST holders to have priority for new seats in a bigger stadium the club confirmed there would be.

I thought that straight after I sent the fucker

''Politics & Stuff.''

Matthew Harding end was signing 'Want some I'll give it ya' on Wednesday night against Sporting. The vines are good but nothing beats Claude and Ty

Someone nut David Luiz

Costa's goal against Arsenal. The mix of absolute anger/elation on his face, screaming back at everyone in the Shed was just brilliant

We could loan him to a club where he would play every week. I'm sure a lot of championship teams at least would be happy to take him. Actually nah it would be better if we keep him here for the rest of the season so he can play for 15 minutes in an FA cup 4th round game against Blackburn

Derby and smarmy car salesman lookalike Steve McLaren are no mugs. They are right in the mix for promotion. We will need a strong team to beat this lot. Ake and Zouma would be the only 2 youngsters I'd play

Unfortunately he's still here doing half time past player walks but he now announces the teams but 15 minutes before kick off. He's been replaced pre match by a new sequence Tomo I don't know either

I've honestly never seen you post anything remotely positive. Ever.

Well if we hadn't come calling in 2013 he would have been man United coach now.

The same Barca who drew against awful Getafe today? We can raise our game when needed. On the basis of losing 1-3 at home to Aston Villa in 2011/12 we were never going to beat Barcelona and win the champions league either