Kieran.

Nice one Frank!

Wow screw you to all you trying to convince that this isn't a big deal. Frank Lampard. Is. Joining. Man. City.

For his big, demanding move to NYCFC right?

Players really don't give a fuck about us

Makes sense for city cause they need English players, but that's awful news.

My heart definitely swelled up that day, the team played so hard.

Good one Special Juan, hope you do more posts like this

Just wanna add this and I'll stop. More than a billion people live on less than a dollar a day...Torres' 185k/wk wage converted to USD is $312,000 a week, or $44,500 a day...or $1,850 a minute.

Best moments: 2012 CL/FA double, 2010 PL/FA double, Abramovich taking over Worst moments: The semifinal exits in the Champions League to Monaco and Liverpool, Terry's miss Mixed moment: the 1-1 to Arsenal away at the Emirates after Boulahrouz was sent off in 2007

Hard for me to feel too bad for him personally while I struggle to eat and he makes millions a year.

Yeah I'm sure he feels bad about himself, but he probably checks his bank account and has a big fucking smile on his face.

You already get the feeling he's going to be a huge success here. Keep at it, Diego.

Whatever lukaku, I wish you the best. I guess. Maybe. All I know is I like him a lot less than when he signed.

Good lad, wish him the best.

BBC says the fee is 23.7m pounds, not happy with that.

It's pretty okay, it doesn't slow the game down at all so I have no problems with it.

I don't think we need another midfielder, although I do think we need a striker like Remy or Benteke, with Torres as 4th choice.

Welcome, Andrés a handsome lad so I know where you're coming from keep doing you, my man.

Costa/Remy/Drogba would be amazing, unlikely as it may be.

Winning is pretty attractive to me.

Ashley fitting in well at Roma...

I have to say, Mourinho's plan for our young guys is very, very exciting.

Wrong, like usual.

Stop shitting on other people's religions

It's okay, probably looks decent during games.