Kieran.

Oscar on for Ramires, THANK GOD

I can't fucking stand Ramires on the wing. Moses on please.

Uh-oh...looks like the knee for Ramires.

Cole's fault.

Terrible...

Wow..

Come on Chelsea!!!

Boofuckinghoo, deal with it.

Please let the Remy rumors be true... Torres/Remy/Sturridge, with both Remy and Sturridge capable of playing out wide.

This would top this successful window off nicely. But I don't understand the Remy in, Sturridge out theory, surely we must keep both?

Dembele to replace VDV, Moutinho for Modric

Because of Sturridge's age and the fee we paid for him, we should receive a 10-15m pound tribunal!

It won't spoil it, but it'll surely sour it.

It's not that stupid imo, Carroll's a decent alternative to Torres.

Carroll has joined West Ham on loan.

What a fucking deal!

If we sell Sturridge, it will sour this almost perfect transfer window for me!

George Weah!

I buy quarter ounces usually, $80 lasts me 2-3 weeks smoking by myself. Though I'll frequently smoke with friends and we share each others weed. I smoke a lot and it isn't the cheapest thing in the world, unfortunately.

I agree, this would be an exciting purchase. Very promising player.

I smoke almost every day.

Easiest group possible, please. We don't need too many high pressure games, esp. so early in the season.

Keep Benayoun, offload at least one of Malouda + Essien (preferably both). Looks like Benayoun is the one who's leaving, though.

We absolutely must win this! Building early season momentum is very helpful down the stretch. We've already taken 9 points of 9, let's win the Super Cup too.

I hate David Hirshey, typical bitter Gooner cunt.