Ryan Fong

Matic is shockingly poor.

I love you Eden! Nice try!

Oliver is a fucking donkey. What a piece of shit!

Wow, seriously? SERIOUSLY?! GTFO.

Am I the only one thinks we're not that bad as all you described? Certainly not out played by livershit.

Awful performance. But I guess it's part of Jose's tactics to play safe. Dreadful to watch but that's typical Mourinho, not afraid of playing ugly to get results.

He is replacing Schurrle or Salah, why Willian's name popped out in every posts? And no need to compare who is better between Willian and this guy, let the performances do the talk, a bit like Azpi and Luis situation. For me Cuadrado is definitely an upgrade on both Schurrle and Salah, this's good enough. Price wise, I simply don't care, if Jose thinks he's worth it, he is.

I repeat! Cazorla for the president!!!

Cazorla for the president!

Pellegrini has such a punchable face.

Don't jinx it folks!

Cazorla is scary good today.

Santi has been absolutely brilliant!

Exactly! He should be bloody sent off already this giant cunt!

Happy for him, sincerely.

Outstanding comedy series of the 67th Primetime Emmy Awards: Ballon d'Or

Inevitable how? It just baffles me how some of you guys think Hazard will leave us in the near future for sure.

Crossing United is back!

Di Maria off by bloody Fellaini, LMFAO. Better than Hazard lol! Sounds about right.

Phil Dowd has to be the worst ref alive. Personally I absolutely hate this because the existence of such shit refs is ruining a wonderful league.

Van Pussy is a master cunt, the worse is Phil Dowd was too pussy to book him.

I'm also surprised the lack of popularity of Yokohama here. I guess here's not many petrol heads then. Anyway, not a bad sponsor to have, many thanks to @We Hate Scouse for the exclusive info.

Back to Hazard, he is rapidly becoming my favorite footballer or even sportsman of all time. His talent, his personality and his maturity are all in top top class. He is definitely a role model to all the youngs even for old farts (compare to Eden) like myself. Have you ever seen him bad mouthing or physically revenging on the opponents who kicked him nastily time after time after time? No, at least I haven't. All he does just shrug off and start over, I dare to say not many people can achieve his maturity. To sums up, I love him.

Vertonghen is a cunt in the highest order. Last week he kicked Hazard in the ankle hard, when Eden was holding his ankle in pain on the ground this Vertonghen cunt just walked away! not even a simple pat on the shoulder to his fellow countryman. And that was just a tip of an iceberg.

This. Didi asked for the one in CL against Maribor this season and Eden gave it to him. But yea, if I'm Jose I would defo stick with Hazard unless the game is well secured.