Lampards Bitch

I could get away with it. Just say being pregnant my hormones are up and down and I just lashed out lol

Champions League is what Roman wants and I sware with Russia getting the world cup bid he sorted the Champions League. This is the last time that this actual squad can win this. they have all been throught the ups and downs in the latter stages and I think the hunger for it is burning more than for the League, especially now. I personally would rather CL than EPL.

I can apply for a pass for the Osterly capus at Sky where they shoot Sky Sports news, Sky News and Soccer AM .... might get it just to hunt down Andy Grey to batter the prick!!! I didnt see him last time I was up there

I thought it would be him :-) He is a legend in his own right. I have met him too. So funny with his yorkshire accent! Total Legend around the Isle of Man TT

I value your points. But I have a feeling on Kalou and I cant fault his efforts and there have been times where is has had blinding games and people have raved about him (I dont know on here because I havent been around for a while but I can imagine he hasnt been liked) ...........then he gets slagged off later. He needs to believe in him self and not to give Drogba or Anelka too much respect and say 'ello I;m here and I can score the goals here too!' but he doesnt sulk like Drogba for most the game if things dont go his way he sucks it up and get on with it. And I cant blame him for whats happend to us, it all the players that need an arse kicking right now.

I totally agree there. I originally thought that not having Dids in the box was a bad idea as he is a goal threat but JT as we know will do anything to try and get the ball and Ivanovic does too like you said, And fizzed in ball is good weathr a Chelsea player scores or it ends up as an own goal by the opposition. Like I said we havent had decent corners for years and it needs to be sorted.

LOL Sete!!! Do you remember Sete 'hurt' his leg and Vale took the piss out of him when they were walking up the stairs to the podium and grabbed him a chair lmao! what a ledge! Vale is better than Schumacher even on 4 wheels. Schumacher had a go on bikes in a German league and did crap. also at Monza Vale jumped in the ferrari F1 car and was 1 sec off Schumachers lap time........ Schumacher jumped on Vales bike and was 4 secs off Vales lap time on the bike thats like WORSE than last place! Love waching Vale doing Rally cars too! He won a few races in that. It's bad to say but once Vale retires Moto GP will not be the same, Vale IS Moto GP.

I honestly havent seen us take a string of decent corners since Raneri! Honestly I love Lamps to bits but I dont know what Lampard you lot have been seeing because he is shite at taking them, very rarely misses the 1st man. Loudie is okish but not much better,

Good Ol Motty! to be honest I ignore alot of pundits on SKY ITV And BBC barring Kris Kamara

He lacks confindence. He will become a great player, If your moaning about him 'nicking' Anelka's goal thats pathetic. He chased down the ball and made sure it went in. If he or other players did that more often we would have a chance of creating and scoring more. He has the pace and the ability but lacks confidence in the final part up field. I stuck with Drogba when people slagged him off and now he is a legend and I will stick will Kalou. A player who I havent got time for is Sturridge, he can sod off. I dont care if he scored against Ipswich to make 7 in 2 games. He is at Chelsea for the wrong reasons. He needs to stop titting around on the pitch and work bloody hard instead. Every time Kalou has a good game and scores or not I will mention it time and time again but on the same token I will say if he has been shite.

I HATE ITV football coverage, That Jim Beglin knows sod all for a start! I wish we could just turn off the crap and just watch the games in peace!

Totally gutted about Tomizawa too. Guy *pork chop sideburns* Martins? I have met JT too Toseland that is lol lovely bloke. I have met quite few riders like Max Biaggi, Troy Bayliss, Chris Vermulen, Leon and Ron Haslam, Leon Camier, Steve Hislop (R.I.P), Neil Hodgson, Carl Fogarty (wanker), Frankie Chili, Bradley Smith, Dan Linfot, Chris Walker, Tommy Hill, Michael Rutter, Gregorio Lavilla, Jamie Whitham, Kyonari, Yukio Kagyama, Tom bridwell and Ollie (R.I.P Ollie), Chris Jones (R.I.P I saw his crash at Brands and he died instantly :-( so sad) Scott Smart (My mum has met his uncle the Barry Sheene! R.I.P) oh there soooooooooooooo many I have met I have to rack my brains on who else!! My Aunt owns a trike which is awesome! she is a bike nut! My little sister use to have a Repsol Honda 125cc and she sold that and she is getting a bigger bike and her fiance has a rather nice Suzuki GSXR1000. Aswell as having a Chelsea tattoo I have a flower design off of Valentino Rossi's Crash helmet from 97. Rossi on Ducati was bound to happen! Bit wierd him being in red though...... i got a pic of what the bike is meant to look like, You could put Vale on a push bike and he would win a title tbh! cant wait for him to get his 10th title this year!!! even though he missed 6 races he still came back and got a few podiums and a couple were wins! He pushed Lorenzo all the way. I dont like Stoner the Moaner, he questioned why Vale was so popular, What a prat, Vale is god and there will be no other rider like him on and off the track he isnt called the G.O.A.T for nothing!

I agree 100% with Ollie. I wasnt a fan at the beginning but I am now. To be fair no forgien player apart from Zola has come into our team and set the premiership alight with in 1 game! Mikel, Kalou, Kakutam Ivanovic and McEchran will get stronger and if all kept with us will be our future heros. We have to remember to be patient. We often get gems of players but dont always keep them which can be our down fall.

Im a Kalou fan......... let the battle commence lol

Excellent! Those are my other passions than football! Valentino back to fitness after breaking his leg last season and now on the Ducati this year will be immense!! Stoner is Back on the Repsol Honda and with it being 800cc its going to be a fun packed season! I think Jorge Lorenzo will be slightly worried about trying to retain his title! Moto 2 (250cc) and the 125cc are great too!! BSB and WSBK was a bit dull last season but hopefully this season will be better! now BTCC is awesome! Tom Onslow-Cole and Tom Chilton in the Fords are awesome and I went for the first time in October. Was gutted Jason Plato won the Championship but I am sure one of the Tom-Tom 's will win it this year!

hello and welcome :-) x

Does any one else watch or go to these races aswell? I wanted to do a thread dedicated to them for the up and coming season with news,team stats, race results and photos as I and my family go to alot of racing especially at Brands Hatch as that 40 mins away from my house. I can do F1 aswell I occasionally watch it but find the above better :-) let me know if you would like it and I'll do it.

well hurry up and do it! i dont want to be on the verge of giving birth when this is organised LOL

Sorry but those of you who think we do not need Mikel are nuts. He has come on leaps and bounds, from that little boy who kept getting sent off and losing posession to a a strong man in midfield who keeps the ball, times his tackels better and when Essien isnt there a perfect back up. Mikel will become our engine in midfield once Essien and Lamps stop playing in my opinion. As for Drogba, I dont care how old he is, any team would want him as their striker. He is one of the best one the world. He has a complex character and once you understand him and what makes him tick he will play and bang in them goals.

Shum because my bf calls me it as my surname is lewis so he said lewishum and just shortend it to shum......

With Essien I think he is scared to touch the ball for fear of being booked or sent off! He will be back to the same old player soon

Thanks everyone. I'll probably be on here mostly at night as getting to sleep just doesnt happen with a little some one kicking you all night !!

I really didn't like him and thought He was pointless and a waste of money, but he has had some blinding games lately and I applaud him. Just needs to bulk Up a bit or he will get pushed around too easily

I Will donate. My cousin has leaukemia and I know the stresses and strains my aunt and uncle go through let alone the rest of the family. With good support you can get through this. Hopefully in September he Will be in remission :-)

Sod it I think I should be manager. I would literally kick all the players arses in to touch lol