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Because scousers sound mischievous.

Child ticket? Didn't realise you were so young Or are you ripping them off?

We never signed him from Milan. Stupid journalists.

I think Crespo's contract runs out this summer, then again I'm only saying that because that's what happens on FM 2008

Maybe you should stop going to Coventry as I hear they're still pretty expensive, and you'd be able to get to more Chelsea games

o.O Why?!?

He got off the island in the process of moving it, it would seem.

I most definitely will NOT be watching it.

Everyone keeps making that assumption, but for all we know, his missus wants to see the world, wants to go shoe shopping in Milan every day, wants to do this than and the other away from Catalunia. If Lamps was as homeward bound as we all assume his missus to be, well he'd be staying right here.

Makes me worry about Lampard. If he says he wants to leave, we'll have no choice but to let him. Honestly that would be an arsehole move from Lamps though, deliberately leaving his contract to make it easier to leave under the auspices of "I'll sign in the summer!"

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I suspect the polar bear was brought in as a time travelling experiment.

Top manager at a top club with top resources, it has success written all over it.

Seems alright. You gonna run it then?

So that's why it was trying to make me pick a team again... Right, I created a new League, the code is: 84220-15984

Well there are many specific accents within each country...

No, the code hasn't changed. I've heard of a lot of people having this trouble, very strange.

What exactly do you mean. Do you mean the avatars on the left, underneath our names? If so, go to My Controls at the top right of the page, then click Edit Avatar Settings on the left hand side. It should be self explanatory from there. Also, do you seriously not know Grant has been sacked?

Now that was below the belt FB

Mum?

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Yeah I thought there had to be differences!

Is there just one Indonesian accent? I mean, its a pretty huge place! I have a bog standard English accent.

FB's cementing his place as Forum Funny man.

Too many awards there mate, we need to cut them down. Maximum of 10. For instance, we should just have a Member of the Year and an International Member of the Year, no need to separate Europe out of it. Most Useful Member could be the same as Biggest Contributor. Best Poster pretty much means Best member.