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I dunno. I thought he did pretty well for England until the FA undermined him, and he did alright for City too, they were just impatient... and well, he lost 8-1 to Boro. Wait. No 3-0 was bad enough a few seasons ago!

Oh! lol. I wondered what that was about. Doesn't quite fit seeing as we pronounce Chel with a hard Ch sound, but I guess it is what was intended.

Would be a decent buy, but would he even come to be back-up?

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Is he not playing for Milan then? Regardless, he's really no good to us.

It's not something I would spend £40 on or however much they would want. I've got a perfectly good white polo t-shirt with England written on it in my wardrobe already, and it only cost £2.

No doubt it'll be pinned on us

Well it's not quite "I'm happy to stay"...

Guess we'll have to force him out then.

Needs an administrator to set aside an area for it, I'm only a mod so I can't do it.

I think that'd be a good signing, as long as we're prepared to let him settle in and have a few dodgy performances cause he's only a young lad. But it'd take more than £15m I think for Villa to let him go.

Just something good to wear, when they're well designed. Times they have a changed FB, not every tom dick and 'arry that wears them is a nutter these days. Just youngsters most likely.

Could also be Millwall...

Oh yeah I see them now. I didn't know Reading was associated with biscuits.

What biscuits? And I suspect the 13 is the logo of whoever made the picture, given that there is a Scandinavian language written underneath it.

Ahhh, I wondered what that was! Nice one Alex. Also, the wallpaper border must be something, but the picture is too small to work it out.

Milan's point I think was that if we'd kept Johnson then eventually we could field this all English defence, perhaps next season. And personally I think that Mancienne is capable enough to play in our team, although not sure Johnson is better than Bosingwa.

Ashley Cole, Glen Johnson, John Terry and Michael Mancienne All English defence.

He wasn't brilliant, but he was only young and a good prospect. He was never good enough to remain at the club if he wanted regular first team football, but it's good to see him do well. Even if he does steal toilet seats.

Liverpool winning it would be a national tragedy.

Means we'll end up using Belletti and Kalou on the wings beside Drogba, not ideal. I guess Quaresma will play against Newcastle and Bolton, well I would hope so anyway.

That article was fucking hilarious and I love the way Jeremy Clarkson writes. I've got one of his books and I love it, gotta get the others too. After the game I was taken to the Chelsea dressing room so that I could admire all the players’ penises – many were very enormous indeed. Then you have the Charlton fans who travelled down the M4 to Reading recently and, having failed to think of any suitable abuse, came up with: “What’s it like to live in Wales?” I also like how he noticed so quickly the subtle skills of the midfielder, which are perhaps less obvious than a winger being able to cross and a striker being able to shoot.

Addicks = Charlton Athletic Poster = Portsmouth Electric Bolt On sticker = Bolton Wanderers Pot being made = Stoke City Black Cats = Sunderland Ley with fire round it = Burnley Saints pictures= Southampton Boys with Tractors = Ipswich Town Shiny castle = Newcastle United Gun on TV = Arsenal QPR written on TV = Queens Park Rangers Wolves on TV = Wolverhampton Wanderers Mannequin heads with hats = Luton Town and Stockport County Foxes on vase = Leicester City White lilys = Tottenham Hotspur and Preston North End Seagulls = Brighton and Hove Albion Bowl of Toffees = Everton Tigers on Boys' t-shirts = Hull City Blue birds = Cardiff City Red Devils on Toffee Bowl = Manchester United (could also be Lincoln City if they are imps) Pirate Swords = Bristol Rovers or Sheffield United Cottage on Hill = Fulham Anything blue = Chelsea and Birmingham City Canaries on curtain rail = Norwich City Blue sky = Manchester City and Coventry City Seaside picture = Blackpool? Line of people in white (pilgrims) = Plymouth Argyle Owl = Sheffield Wednesday Magpies = Newcastle United (again) Paddling Pool = Hartlepool United Toy Train = Crewe Alexandra Women hammering = West Ham United Not got all of them, but must be most of them.

Sounds like we bottled it. Third place it is then.

I did.