Madmax

It seems like the forum goes through PMS every time Chelsea players have anything short of a 10/10 performance, no matter the context.

Me too; laughed my bollocks off while yelling 'Torres! Torres!' I must have sounded possessed

Done. £5 from my side

The answer begins with 'N'.

Doubt we'd announce a signing on the day he's playing a World Cup match. Maybe at the end of the group stage?

Should have checked that out myself I'll donate today or tomorrow.

How much more do you guys need?

Where was this Oscar for Chelsea?

I got that answer. But it wasn't for small boys to small girls. Maybe I messed up my notations.

Same club that turned the sprinklers on while their victorious opponents were still celebrating on the pitch. Mes que un club, indeed. Cunts.

I swear Piers Morgan is just a parody of himself.

Heading over to Arsenal Mania http://arsenal-mania.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=310722&start=3540

This site's gonna crash.

Man I spent an hour trying to solve this yestersay and my equations kept reducing to x = x. Post a solution!

One can't put a bib on, the other can't zip up his jacket.

Genuine question - do odds mean anything?

When I decided to go through the latest pages on Romeu's thread at 1 a.m on the morning of the World Cup, I did so without knowledge of the thorough entertainment it would provide me. Good show, Jype and didierforever.

Does one even have to 'try' to offend Liverpool fans? Their state of being permanently outraged over something or the other is unlike I have ever seen among any group of people anywhere in any walk of life.

What a farce. On what planet is a reduction from 8 to 5 'proportional' to a reduction from 25 to 21?

Just joking mate

Vela for 3 million is a bloody steal. Didn't he say he wants to stay, though? Is there a buyback clause or something?

I hope he has a shit World Cup so Belgium can get knocked out early and he can be well rested for the next season

Seriously thinking about getting him on the back of the shirt. Too many letters though, will just stick with 'Dave'

Oh fuck off! It's all Emenalo's fault!

I don't know how anyone who watched the CL final can claim that Luiz doesn't have 'character'/'personality' or only shows his personality on instagram. Just because he has been sold doesn't mean you now have to demean everything he's done for the club - and claiming those things IS demeaning his contributions to the club - you can choose to focus on the selfies but then that's your problem.