Madmax

Agreed, but I'd let Kalou slide because he hasn't seen the ball at all. Malouda on the other hand has had a lot of time on the ball but done fuck all with it.

Drogba's been excellent whenever he's been involved. If anything, Malouda's the one who doesn't deserve to be out there.

And just when I say that, we score It's good to be back

Lampard and Essien aren't bothering to track back ... the useless tit Malouda keeps flailing his arms at others ...and we can't make a simple sideways pass. Seriously WTF?

THIS IS ALL GOING PEAR SHAPED. WAKE THE FUCK UP CHELS

Hopeless crossing Ivan

lmao Luiz's wet hair resembles a mop

Cech you mafia legend! <3

I simply love watching Mikel on the ball. So silky!

Nice to see some urgency and pace in our play today.

Malouda you lazy tit

'Benitez would take Chelsea job.' Of course he would, that fat fucker.

United have the early KO so if Everton do us a favour the Bridge will be buzzing by the time we start.

Spot on. In football people like to put labels on someone or something. It sells papers, it gets eyeballs, it gets ears listening to dodgy 'pundits'. It's a bit sad we as Chelsea fans are happy to roll over and buy into whatever crap the media tries to make us believe.

5 million.

Good on him, good Karma. It's funny how ordinary folk on the sidelines think that watching famous personalities go about their lives gives them a right to adopt a moral high ground and pass judgements. The kid is 19 or 20 and has a bit of a temperament, so what? Has anyone thought about what sort of problems he faced back in Italy - the abandonment from his parents, the racist taunts, etc? How many of us were doing anything other than getting wasted and chasing pussy when we were that age?

I dearly hope we keep Corky

Welcome...stick around :cfc:

Trophy cabinet gathers dust, the silverware gets rust, but in Arsene we trust

I think the problem we have is getting people on the end of crosses, the crosses themselves are decent enough ... usually we'd have Drogba and one other forward in the box in addition to Lamps making his late runs, but it's been missing this season for reasons I don't quite know why. Maybe Drog's lost a yard in pace and obviously Lamps was out for 4 months so that's the difference.

Malouda doesn't give us natural width. He cuts inside all the time, linking up with the overlapping Cole.

Cech- 6 Ferreira - 6.5 Luiz - 5 Terry - 6 Cole - 6 Mikel - 6.5 Essien - 6.5 Lampard - 6 Malouda - 7.5 Kalou - 6.5 Drogba - 8 Subs Bertrand - 7.5 (being a bit generous, but for sentimental reasons ie debut et al ) Anelka - 5 Torres - 5.5

Meh can't really see the humour in it.

I thought it was a problem at my end